Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Tuesday, February 16, 2010

T HE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE. THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH LANGUAGE WORD... Well, it is shit... That's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in all the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shinola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit,... Sign in to see full entry.

Roughly 20% of the men, who have been elected president, never went to college. I learned this today, on the History Channel. ( Nine out of the forty-something Presidents. ) I guess that given the facts that my minimum age and birth origin requirements are met, and there are no educational standard requirements, I also qualify as possible presidential material, but I am far too sane, not quite lazy enough, and too busy, to consider politics as some kind of a step up, or as a possible profession... Sign in to see full entry.