Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither one works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shutup. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it, and put it... Sign in to see full entry.