Oh no you didn't!

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Saturday, November 2, 2013

bell ringer

The hunchback of notre dame dies so they need to find a new bell-ringer. this guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it. "but you've got no arms!" everyone explains. He says I'll use my mouth. So he uses his mouth to ring the bell and goes flying out of the window because the bell is so... Sign in to see full entry.

Humor and Tidbits about the civil war era

Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating to the Civil War. BIGGEST MAN... The biggest man in the Union Army was Capt. David Van Buskirk of the 27th Indiana Regiment who stood 6 feet 11 inches and weighed 380 pounds. He was captured in 1862 and... Sign in to see full entry.

Belated halloween jokes

What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar? The bartender said Sorry sir, we do not serve spirits here! Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people! What is a witches favorite pop group? Broomski Beat! What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

What do you say ladies?

How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. 3. Both mark their territory. 4. Neither tells you what's bothering them. 5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. 6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's... Sign in to see full entry.

Twofer

a man walks into a gunshop and says to the attendant, "i need a laser sight, do you have any?" the attendant replies, "yes here's our last on." the man is looking through it when he spies a naked man and woman running around in a top floor of a house. "oh shit, look at this." the attendant looks,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Forget what happened to wifey

One day a man and his wife are playing golf at their home course. On a certain par four, the man tees it up and hits a big slice into the woods. They find his ball directly behind one of the greenskeeper's buildings where equipment is stored, so that he can't play toward the green at all. "Damn!"... Sign in to see full entry.

No she didn't!

One day a blonde was golfing. She hit the ball into the sand and went to retrieve it. She was just bending down to get it when she heard a small voice" If you pick me up I will grant you three wishes." "ok" she agreed. She picked him up and he said" Whatever you wish your husband will get 20 times... Sign in to see full entry.

Oh Wifey!

Olympics condom A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. 'Olympic condoms?', she blurts, 'What makes them so special?' 'There are three colours', he replies, 'Gold,... Sign in to see full entry.

looooooooooooool

Frank was walking down the street one day, when he runs into his buddy Joe. Joe asks Frank how he's doing and Frank replies, "N-N-Not b-b-bad, b-b-but I've d-d-developed th-th-this s-s-stutter from a c-c-car accident I was r-r-recently involved in. N-N-Now my l-l-love life s-s-sucks, and I c-c-can't... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 28, 2013

oh dear!

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He... Sign in to see full entry.