Oh no you didn't!

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Sunday, November 10, 2013

Can't fool a nun

Once upon a time there was a priest and a nun that were traveling on a camel. On a desert. Then in 3 months the camel dies. So the priest and the nun were stuck with each other alone. The priest find no other way to survive.So he says," I'm going to show you something that you never seen before." So... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Let's see who is telling tall tales

At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of... Sign in to see full entry.

one upmanship

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an Engineer, the second was an Accountant, the third was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Worker. To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff." T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Duck hunting docs

Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck... it's probably a duck," shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away. The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks... Sign in to see full entry.

What a marvelous deduction

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of the world-famous detective, Sherlock Holmes, was not above telling tales about himself in which he was the laughing-stock. Here is one of those stories. As he tells it, he was waiting at a taxi- stand outside the railway station in Paris. When a taxi pulled... Sign in to see full entry.

Wrightisms

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time. I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not... Sign in to see full entry.

11th commandment

During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Representative Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

oh God No!

A photographer, who was a confirmed athiest, decided to go into the woods to get photos of the fall foliage. It was a beautiful day....fall colors, birds chirping, babbling brook, and a gentle breeze rustling the leaves. While snapping shots, the athiest heard a noise behind him, and whirled around... Sign in to see full entry.

Oh My!

Q:Why did Minie Mouse get kicked out of the sand box? A:Becase she sat on Pinochio's face and said "Lie to me Pinochio lie!" Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

who's driving

In June a replacement bus driver hired by Greyhound during the drivers' strike met the bus he was to drive from Delaware to New York City. However, a passenger on the bus wound up driving to New York because the substitute driver could not drive a stick shift. Sign in to see full entry.