Jeff's Jots

I've never seen Ralph Nader smile. Sign in to see full entry.

but I don't feel fifty I demand a recount! Sign in to see full entry.

We have no business telling high school and college students that these are the best years of their lives. With all the emotional and practical stuff you have to deal with at that time of life, it probably isn't the best time I'm 50 and this is the best time of my life. It gets better as it goes. Sign in to see full entry.

My stepmother asked me once if I called my voicemail from home. I looked at her like she had three heads I work hard when I'm at work, but when I'm not at work my time is my own Sign in to see full entry.

I don't like horror movies. Real life is scary enough for me. Sign in to see full entry.

When the doctor was examining me, she asked me when my last bowel movement was. I couldn't answer her right away, I had to think about it for a minute. For a long time after that, every time I had a bowel movement I made a mental note of when it was. Checked my watch and everything. I even tried to... Sign in to see full entry.

The word subpar comes from golf. In golf subpar is good, in everything else is bad. Weird Sign in to see full entry.

There's a poster in my office that says "Don't drink during pregnancy" Since someone is always pregnant, I guess I can't drink at all. I'm going to get awfully thirsty. Sign in to see full entry.

There are always about 99 things I want to post on blogit. When I sit down at the computer, I can't remember any of them Sign in to see full entry.

Chocolate Milk I love chocolate milk I'm fifty years old and I love chocolate milk. I'd much rather have a chocolate milk than a beer. Even though I'm a great writer, I still can't describe the taste of chocolate milk. But I don't need to, y'all have tasted it. There aren't many things I enjoy more... Sign in to see full entry.