Jeff's Jots

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Saturday, April 11, 2009

The Opposite of Love.

I used to think that the opposite of love was hate. Later I thought it was indifference. Now I think it's fear. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Abandoning Modesty

Up until now, I didn't allow myself to say this out loud I barely allowed my self to think it. It's just that-gosh this is so hard to say-It's just that well it's just that I- I- I think I'm better than most people Most people have someone in their lives they don't get along with--family member,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Walking aroung verses dozing off.

As I took a lap around the office today to avoid dozing at my desk, I wondered. Why is walking around the building for five minutes is okay but falling asleep at your desk for five minutes isn't? What the difference? Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

$100 Calculator

When I was in college in the late 70s, my math teacher demonstrated his new $100 pocket calculator. Nowadays you can get a better one at a dollar store. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Acute and not so cute

The doctor says I have an acute sinus infection. I don't think it's cute at all. On the other hand the doctor is cute so maybe it evened out. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Why can I only get my credit report for free once a year. It's MY credit report. I should be able to get a free one every 17 seconds if I want to. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Spring?

It's March! It's spring! The flowers are singing, the birds are blooming. We're expecting a foot of snow. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Smart, Hungry and Naked

If I had a child, I'd be really good at talking to it, teaching it stuff, but I'd be really bad at the day to day taking care of it. My child would be really smart, but she would also be hungry and naked. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

My Crazy Body

Went to the doctor last week. I'm five foot eleven, I weigh 271 pounds and my blood pressure is 100/60 Does that make any sense? Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Female Jrs?

Why are there no women named Jr.? Sign in to see full entry.

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