Almost over and Never ending.
If today were July 25, I would feel like summer was almost over. On January 25 I feel like winter will never end. Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Jeffrey's Pants are Falling Down
My pants fell down. All the way down to my ankles. In church. We were doing one of the songs we do where we walk around hugging everyone around us until the song ends. I was hugging Eileen when it happened. I pulled them back up quickly and only a couple of people saw. The ones who did see were... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Smart Aleck Mom
Once when I was a kid my mother told me I had been so good I could stay home from school the next day. It was Friday. Mom and I were leaving the supermarket and we went out the in door. Mom: Do you know what happens to people who go out the in door? Me: No what? Mom:(whispering in my ear) Nothing! I... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Ski Jumping--No Girls Allowed
As it stands now, women will not be allowed to ski jump at the 2010 winter Olympics. The excuse is that women aren't good enough at ski jumping. Excuse me? Women can lead countries, perform brain surgury and run gigantic corperations but they can't ski jump? There's a lawsuit pending. Maybe we can... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Pooping Pope
Is it really true that EVERYONE goes to the bathroom? I mean seriously, does the pope poop? Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, January 5, 2009
Luckiest Guy in the World.
Guy on the radio said Tim McGraw was the luckiest guy in the world because he's married to Faith Hill. Tim McGraw may have a beautiful wife, but he's not the luckiest guy in the world. That would be me. Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Kinda Sorta or Really Really?
There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who don't want children Those who kinda sorta think maybe they want children. Those who really really really want children. Only the last group should have children. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Friday, December 19, 2008
9,999 Years Old
It used to bother me that I'm 50 years old and there's still so much I want to do in life. Then I realized that even if I were 9,999 years old there would still be a lot of things I wanted to do. That made me feel better. Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Unstable Stability
I'm a very stable person. I was crazy yesterday, I'm crazy today and I'll be crazy tomorrow. Sign in to see full entry.