Jeff's Jots

How could anyone possibly be caught up on their reading? Sign in to see full entry.

I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman. Or a man and a man. Or a woman and a woman. Sign in to see full entry.

I'd rather be the person who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the one who sold it. Sign in to see full entry.

I don't understand why there's unemployment. There's plenty of work to be done in the world. Sign in to see full entry.

Why does the radio keep playing "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year?" It's not baseball season. Sign in to see full entry.

When my friend Missy was three years old, she uttered a "four-letter word" at Thanksgiving dinner. Now whenever she feels compelled to say a naughty word she says "Thanksgiving when I was three. I've heard her say it so many times that now whenever I hear or see the word "Thanksgiving" I mentally... Sign in to see full entry.

My local gym posts a quote of the week. This week's quote is from Abraham Lincoln: "Things may come to those who wait but only the things left behind by those who hustle" I'm thinking that if those who hustle are leaving things behind, maybe they should slow down. Sign in to see full entry.

(To the tune of I Gotta Be Me) I gotta go pee I gotta go pee Hard as I try to hold it inside I gotta go pee I wanna pee Not merely just poop I gotta find a place to go pee or go in my pants I gotta go pee I gotta go pee Hard as I try to hold it inside I gotta go pee. I'll go pee alone That's how it... Sign in to see full entry.

I've ask this question of dozens of people over the years and I've never gotten a clear answer. What's the difference between a college and a university? Sign in to see full entry.

I didn't watch the vice presidential debate. I watched the baseball playoffs instead. The playoffs are more important Sign in to see full entry.