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Sunday, January 6, 2013

Hey, Prez Obama! Bush/Bp continues to Build "Sandy" again in the Gulf!

If you wish to continue to live on the East Coast, you should immediately send this "blog" to Prez Obama. If you can wake him up, in time. He's sleeping through HAARP's planetary murder. The smartest, sweetest, kindest prez ever is sleeping through the brewing of ANOTHER HAARP monster hurricane. We just SAW GWB/HAARP brew Sandy, right in Barack's face. His "experts" told him, "Oh, don't worry about HAARP, it's just weather control..." What the hell do you think a hurricane is, MR. PRESIDENT!? It... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Terminator 3 on TNT, now. For a "3" it is strong!

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Devil GWB Nails Hillary Clinton With HAARP Blast! Huh, dinky georgie bush?

This way you can murder people from your behind your greasy, Bp curtain, huh, dinky Crawford boy? GWB-HAARP invisible murder is occurring more and more frequently. The attempted murder of Hillary Clinton via Bush/HAARP ion guns must be recognized. What do you expect from Republican cheats? First they cheat you out of your money! Then they cheat you out of your lives. They do it with an invisible HAARP weapon. Then GWB tries to blame the slaughtered children, on Nostradamas. You should never mess... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 4, 2013

GWB/HAARP tries to stick a Monster Storm in the Gulf, Right Now!

Google "Atlantic Animated infrared image" and watch Rove/GWB move to kill your childrens' world. Right in front of your Doppler viewing, eyes. The glowing green in this Gulf of Mexico Doppler, is GWB and his fellow peckerwoods trying to brew up another hurricane Sandy. Really ice your sinks up and down the Mississippi River. Kill this HAARP monster storm before GWB and his planet assassins can get it rolling. The people of the Big Muddy have come through with melting ice before. Let's shove this... Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy, GWB Republicans! Still "Blowing-Up" Your Own Oil Rigs, Hey?

Has it gotten that desperate, dinky georgie bush? Now you repug-tea partiers are openly throwing disasters at humanity. Your very own rig is destroyed right under your nose. Your workers "accidentally" carry out the half dozen steps, required to "kill everything with oil." Are you still killing the Gulf of Mexico so you can 'suck it up' for a dollar an acre? Just like you're murdering Texas with blatant HAARP created drought. A stinking buck an acre is all dinky georgie bush will pay you for his... Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy Bay Area! Ice your Sinks! The HAARP Monster Hates Ice! Kill it!

There's a big storm coming at you, via the GWB/HAARP. You can see it at "Pacific Animated infrared image." The storm will try to get at you, next week. Ice the west coast sinks and do it big time. You can watch what humanity can do to a major storm with a bunch of American made and melted ice. Just watch the above Doppler site, closely. GWB/HAARP just fired a monster storm at you. Kick its ass with ice! Turn your water pipes into a refrigeration unit. The bad storms will go around you. Happy New... Sign in to see full entry.

Will Seahawks be allowed to take their sound guns to Washington DC?

Seattle is a squad of "home warriors." In Seattle they've got a field that's just made for them. Or more accurately, they were drafted for that field. Let's see what the chickenshit-option QB does when his cute little cut doesn't happen. When the mud gives way. When his legs anticipate "plastic grass" and get quicksand. Are the Redskins smart enough to "gut him like a fish" as he goes to the ground. Destroy him when he starts to go down. If you "accidently" hit him late, you trade the flag for... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Congratulations Stanford Football on Rose Bowl Win! Here's your Song!

It's a song about a tough win. No tune ever did controlled discord any better. The name is "Ohio." It's by Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. And you just won it as a "scalp." You Tube it at "Ohio," CSN&Y. Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, NIT Champion Stanford! Set your picks with spirit and win! Go.. Cards!

Howdy, Champs! Do the detail work and the victory will come. Go.....Stanford! Sign in to see full entry.

And now for the bad news. GWB/Bp/HAARP Really Blasts America.

you can see HAARP as it kills off the Democrats, right now! Google 'real time composite' and watch the Republicans murder humanity. Right Now! It's all a confused looking Doppler, but that's not the point. What the hell is the white stuff in the area of Salt Lake City? Did the rich Utah people create a winter wonderland. An enterprising and progressive scientist can check out what actually makes up that "snow." I think he or she will be surprised to find out it has a HAARP-poison, base.... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Peter King! Don't you even feel the hypocrisy? Don't steal the money!

As a GWB hardline-Republican, Peter King, you've been put in a tough position. The longtime starve the world to death Republican, needs Demo help. Without good-guy votes, your constituents go down the tubes. Knowing you and your Republican buddies, the first thing you are going to do is stick your hand in the till. How are you directing the money, sir? Does your part of the "pork" go into your very own Swiss bank, sir? That's the way you and GWB handle this life saving money? You very simply... Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy, Gulf of Mexico! Melt Ice in all of your Sinks! Kick GWB/HAARP's Ass!

Little dinky georgie bush is firing HAARP ion cannons at you, right now. Chill the Gulf by melting ice in your sinks. HAARP murder weapons are weaker over cold water and ice. Save yourselves by turning your water pipes into a refrigeration system. HAARP's disastrous effects are weakened if you retaliate with melting ice! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Jimmy Rod Radio's Candidate for Prettiest Song, ever? Rose Royce with...

"Wishing on a Star." You can YouTube this one for free. It is infinitely gorgeous. Sign in to see full entry.

GWB/HAARP Fires Ion Cannons at Prez Obama! Secret Service Allows It!

Hey, Secret Service! GWB/HAARP is blasting the East Coast with a great big microwave oven. It's abbreviation is HAARP. Are you going to allow the president to be "nuked?" When he falls over like Hillary, will you check on the HAARP "microwave humanity thing," then? Maybe you will enjoy explaining how you missed this one. How you allowed your president to get "nuked." Hey, Prez Obama. They are firing HAARP at you and your family, right now! Aside from your dealings with Bp, you've been the best... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, West Coast! You're Doing Great with the Sink-icing! Keep doing it!

GWB and his fellow Peckerwoods are firing HAARP at you from Mexico and Hawaii. You can see this at "Pacific Animated infrared image." You can see the coast line is clear in spite of the HAARP crap they are firing at you. Tell your leaders, especially Prez Obama, to cease GWB/HAARP ion cannon fire. And keep icing those sinks! Sign in to see full entry.

GWB/Rove Moves to destroy the Economy. It's your economy, GWB/Rove!

The only reason our planet is dying is the neo-nazi's GWB and his fellow dinky peckerwoods, are killing it. Bush tells you he's six-feet tall. Then he orders you to believe it. The Crawford Creep can't be more than 5'8" and shrinking badly at this time. Your hate and your fear are killing you a body part at a time, huh, Dinky Georgie. Carrying a short-legged dog from the helicopter was obviously stupid, dinky georgie. You ARE SHORT AND GETTING SHORTER, CRAWFORD CREEP! Why did you carry out mass... Sign in to see full entry.

GWB/HAARP Blast "Blows Away" Doppler Readings! Gotcha Again, georgie!

Google Pacific animated infrared image and watch GWB and his peckerwoods, blast the West Coast. The Pacific Coast just a received a blast of HAARP weather poison that turned the Doppler into Looney Tunes. It took Montana from peaceful white to disaster red in a heartbeat. A "blast" so big, weird lines "wrapped around the world." You can see it at the above Doppler site, at this time. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Bush/Bp/HAARP continues to fire ion cannons at East Coast! From Mexico!

GWB and the Repug redneck s are still firing HAARP poison at the East Coast. They can't penetrate your iced sinks via the East Coast, so they are trying to kill New York by firing from Puerto Vallarta. You can see the Bush Punks firing straight at you from Mexico by googling "Atlantic animated infrared image." You need to get Obama to stop these GWB/HAARP murderers, before they fry your kids' brains. Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod's Favorite Twilight Zone? "Not Even The Devil Can Fool a Dog!"

If you've visited Jimmyrod.com, you know about my dog, "Red." Well this TZ adventure is about a dog named "Rep." Anyone who loves dogs is gonna love how this one comes out. This episode is called, "The Hunt." Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Stanford! Smack the Wisconsin center in the mouth on every play!

Don't let the center move side to side. Someone attack the center on every play. That way the blocking can't "slide side to side." It's tougher for them to pull the guards, too! Good luck, Stanford. Enjoy your magic day. Thanks for our 2013 visit to Pasadena. Go...Stanford!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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