Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Congrats to Barack Obama! He has Survived! Bill Clinton is his Biggest Fan!

Howdy, Prez Obama! You've already provided medical care for everyone. I still haven't figured out how you pulled that one off. Amazing! For the most part, your overall record is like Buster Posey's. Congratulations, Sir! I know you're on top of the (first) GOP election day voter heist, right now! There is a tape of George and Jeb Bush being interviewed. They hear they have lost "2000 Florida." They stare at each other for a moment and then run away from the interview and toward a rear door. Jeb... Sign in to see full entry.

GWB/Bp Fire More HAARP Storms at the East Coast on Election Day!

The Republicans are cheating to the finish. They don't believe in Democracy. They believe in cheating. They believe in tripping your mother on her way to the polls. Republicans don't care if they break her hip, either. Hey, Democratic Security. Occupy your porches in polling place areas. Catch the Republicans in the act of cheating and jail the cheaters until voting day is over. Run criminal checks on these "Repugnant" poll watchers. They're also known as GOP poll terrorists. Put them in their... Sign in to see full entry.

Dixville Notch has Spoken! If You Go and Vote, It's an Obama Landslide!

It's Obama 23 votes to Romney's 9 votes. Yes, it's a miniscule sample, but it's held up as a "bell-weather," precinct for political, ages. And this is more than a 2 to 1 advantage. It makes sense. One man stands for moving forward. The other is so vile, he hires people to harass voters. To trip old ladies as they try to make it to the polls. To cheat wherever and whenever, possible. Romney makes it easy to stand with Obama! Unless you're lying to yourself, you know it's true. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Howdy, Democratic Security! Watch Bush and Rove via "Microscope!"

Karl Rove/GWB, in part, steals elections by stuffing mail-in ballot boxes. Don't let the Republican Cheats do this to you. I'm sure those boxes are already stuffed. Don't allow them to sneak them into the tabulating machines. This is where the Republican cheating is exposed: GOP cheats have to find time, alone with the tabulating machines. Their hired thugs take advantage of any security opening to roll-in 'millions of phony ballots.' No signatures, phony signatures, no serial numbers, phony... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Will Clark's Best "Shocked Face!" What Happened to Inspire this Look?

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Stanford Great Glyn Milburn Sprints to the "Fence Posts" - Rodrigues Photo

This is an educational picture from the TV screen. It's an excellent example of "fence posts." Glyn Milburn (5) has done, in this photo, what all punt returners try to do. He's reached the pre-arranged 3-man blocking along the sideline. Little "fence post," Jon Volpe, is taking on a big USC Trojan. Milburn is one of Jimmy Rod's favorite "Cards." As a freshman, Glyn Milburn's father insisted he play for Oklahoma, if he was going to play at all. Once Milburn reached 18, he immediately switched to... Sign in to see full entry.

John Elway, Back in the Day! QB as Slugger! Jimmy Rod's Scrapbook!

Stanford's John Elway hit two home runs during the above double header sweep, against UCLA. Jackie Robinson Stadium is the background. The late 1970s was the time frame for this James Rodrigues photograph. Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod's Scrapbook - John Elway "Goes Long," Twice!

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Saturday, November 3, 2012

Keep "Icing" those Sinks, America! Ice Fights Against Republican Plot!

The Republicans are trying to use HAARP to steal the election. HAARP is GWB's weather creating machine. They just threw a monster "cane" (Sandy) at our east coast. Now the Republican strategy is to throw bad weather at our key cities and states on election day. Bush's HAARP planet killing toy is capable of sticking storms on specific cities. Your melting ice throws the GOP Repug HAARP weather terrorists a nasty variable. Keep on icing! Everywhere!! Google, Animated Atlantic infrared image and... Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy, Dinky georgie bush. Still killin' yoseff a planet, huh? Fuck You!

So you use HAARP to stick a hurricane up New York's ass, huh, dinky georgie? The people ice their sinks and your HAARP hurricane dies before we do. Now you are, as usual, drunk, or at least hung over, huh, georgie. A little something wet, to quiet the screaming in your head, from your dead, huh, georgie? You may murder the planet but we're not going away, georgie. Those nightmares you've been having. Guess what happens when you kill millions, dinky-georgie? And they don't go to that memory... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 2, 2012

Jimmy Rod's Fight Song, Today? OHIO. "Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young!"

Ohio is the showdown state on Tuesday! Here's Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young with one of the most 'soulful' songs, ever. YouTube it! Go, good guys! Go! If you're a Democrat anywhere but especially near an Ohio polling place, occupy your front porches. Use your porch lights to expose and put pressure on the Republican election cheats. Watch out for strangers, harassing Democratic voters. Call the police on them, right away. Insist the suspected election cheats be arrested and prosecuted to the... Sign in to see full entry.

Democratic Security Blows GWB/HAARP Hurricane Sandy II, Back to Africa

You can watch tiny georgie bush, try to toss another HAARP hurricane at us. The red and orange HAARP ion cannon fire, starts in western Africa. It joins South American HAARP fire to power up. Then its fired to Panama. That's where Sandy sat and gained power for a week or so. Then it was forced up the East Coast by GWB/HAARP. Now, Democratic Security is using their 'secret weapon' to crush dinky, georgie bush's efforts to create another HAARP hurricane. You can see all this happen at "Animated... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Howdy , Great Lakes Area, Ice Your Sinks with a Passion! Weaken the Storm!

This is important. Great Lakes Democrats, ice your sinks and your beaches. Fight off the new Colorado based, GWB/HAARP Storm! Sign in to see full entry.

Time Warner TV continues to Jam "Obama-MSNBC" Broadcast Signal!

"Neo-Nazis" at Rupert FOX, apparently really enjoy jamming the Rachel Maddow good guy, MSNBC television signal. Democratic Security should stop them from doing that. Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod Radio's best lyrics "Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming"... "Ohio!"

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young sum up Democratic election day spirit, in this very appropriately entitled, "OHIO!" Watch the Repugs closely, Democratic Security. Don't let them sneak behind you. Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Rachel Maddow! "Sandy Solution?" Take HAARP away from george bush!

Little georgie bush just used HAARP to jam a hurricane up your respective asses. And not even New Yorkers are clever enough to see GWB shoving it where the sun don't shine. If you Google "Animated Atlantic infrared image" you will get a Doppler look at GWB's death machine's gun fire. It is now building a storm over battleground state, Colorado. The reds and the oranges on the doppler at "Animated Atlantic infrared image," indicate HAARP ion cannon fire. Don't let GWB fire HAARP on you, Colorado... Sign in to see full entry.

Bush/Romney/Bp fire HAARP Ion cannons at "Battleground Colorado"

These HAARP ion cannons create weather conditions. This right wing blast at Colorado is GWB/Rove election fraud. The GOP "witches" brewed and then fired Sandy at you. Now the Repugs are brewing up another storm over Colorado. You can see them do this by googling "Animated Atlantic infrared image." The red/orange on the doppler represents HAARP blasts. Stop them if you can! Sign in to see full entry.

Democrat's Love/Fight Song, "Suavecito" by "4 Corners"

If this song doesn't make you feel really good, your "sensors" have become weak! Jimmy Rod likes this song for the best love weapon, ever! It will bring love, everywhere it goes. If you want 'love to win,' play this song, everywhere! Google, "Suavecito" by "4 Corners," put on the headphones and really feel "loved." Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy Mid-West! Sudden emergency! Ice your sinks as much as you can!

GWB/Rove is firing their HAARP ion guns directly at you. Right Now! You may be able to feel it. It is disorienting. Otherwise you can't tell it's happening. All I can say is be aware of your disorientation. Adjust for it! All-across the country. Everyone melt ice in your sinks. The Bush/Bp ion cannons don't fire well over ice. That advice has worked well, before. Keep your sinks, very cold! Make a game out of it! How cold can you keep your "pipes?" Can you set new records in "icing." Pass the... Sign in to see full entry.

About this Blog

This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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