Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Thursday, November 1, 2012

Howdy Mid-West! Sudden emergency! Ice your sinks as much as you can!

GWB/Rove is firing their HAARP ion guns directly at you. Right Now! You may be able to feel it. It is disorienting. Otherwise you can't tell it's happening. All I can say is be aware of your disorientation. Adjust for it! All-across the country. Everyone melt ice in your sinks. The Bush/Bp ion cannons don't fire well over ice. That advice has worked well, before. Keep your sinks, very cold! Make a game out of it! How cold can you keep your "pipes?" Can you set new records in "icing." Pass the... Sign in to see full entry.

Bush/Rove/Romney fire HAARP Storm at Nebraska! It moves East!

Google "Atlantic animated infrared image" and watch as the Republican planet murderers, do their HAARP thing. The colors in the mid-west near Nebraska and Colorado on the above named Doppler "image" indicate a reaction to HAARP blasts. (See "HAARP" on your computer). You will meet the GWB devil that just created and steered Sandy up the east coast's backside. Bush/Bp owes humanity trillions of dollars for plotting this monster storm. All Easterners need to do is catch the Republican GWB/Rove... Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy little tiny georgie bush! Killin' Yoself a Planet, hey? Gotcha! *

So you try to murder a planet by blowing-up your very own, Bp Oil rig. Then Kevin Costner was finally allowed to "apply" his oil/water separators. Just like that, another GWB, murder the world attempt, goes right down your very own, "Crawford Stupidity Toilet!" We realize it's just you, georgie, "playing with your dinky self, behind the barn, again!" Do you remember the days when you and Karl Rove could just shoot your way to election day victory? The Democrats are now In Fact "The Vigilant... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Hey, Unions! You Guys and Gals are great at SECURITY. We need you NOW!

Democratic Victory is two steps away! First: Watch the mail-in ballot area, like a hawk! It's a place GWB/Karl Rove, like to play games. Never turn your back on a Tea Party/GWB murderer. Especially on Election Night. Step two: Karl Rove will use his influence with Rupert Murdoch to stuff the network tote boards, again. The stupid 2000 Supreme Court ruling to, "not count the votes" has turned the network tabulating machines into the final decision makers. Democratic Security must understand that... Sign in to see full entry.

Giants Win It All Again! I Don't know What to Say! I'll Think of Something

The long awaited San Francisco championship finally arrived in 2010. They say "there's nothing like the first time." This 2012 championship might even be better! Our fortunes changed, when the Giants drafted Buster Posey. "Mad Bum" came up with him, as I recall. He was a big blessing. Buster Posey was a miracle. He brought " good-guy-Aries" leadership to the Giants. He brought the best line drive hitting bat, I've ever seen. He set pitch-targets that profoundly confused the hitters. And runners... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Democrats! "Occupy Your Porches" on Election Day!

The "Repugs" plan on terrorizing your moms and dads on election day. Their poll watchers are trained criminals. If they weren't they wouldn't be blocking the vote. They will injure senior citizens in battleground states, to keep them from voting. Your mothers and fathers deserve better than that. The answer is to 'blow their cover.' If you see anyone you don't recognize in your polling-place neighborhood, messing with people, tape him/her doing it. Then call the police. Put the "cuban... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Hey, Sink-icers! You've gotta see this! - Jimmy Rod

Google, "Animated Atlantic infrared image. " You'll see a doppler appear. The red is HAARP cannon fire. GWB has got the HAARP ion cannons lined up for the kill. GWB and Company relay a huge blast at America from Lake Maracaibo. Your Mississippi River, Gulf of Mexico ice slams it back into GWB's face. Go to "Animated Atlantic infrared image" and watch as your ice busts georgie bush's "kill it all plans." It's a six picture sequence of what is going on right now. As I read this Doppler, your iced... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Democrats! See "Loose Change 9-11" and Catch GWB, Red-Handed!

This is a great, good guy created movie. They catch George W. Bush and the rest of his psycho friends, creating 9-11. GWB just created hurricane Sandy, via HAARP. Google "HAARP disasters" and learn about this GWB owned and operated, disaster creating machine. Sign in to see full entry.

Did GWB/Rove, HAARP Hurricane "Sandy" up our backsides? Sad but TRUE!

Hey, Prez Obama, I hope you're ready for Sandy's November Surprise. First Bush and his peckerwoods create this hurricane in the Bahamas with HAARP. Then they steer it up the east coast and at the main US Democratic voting stronghold. Easterners outsmart him and calmly survive. I expect the slimy georgie bush to use HAARP to dump rainstorms on Democratic strongholds. Barack Obama had better be smart enough to see this coming and prevent it. Otherwise, "here comes the GWB rain" on election day. In... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 29, 2012

Congratulations to the East Coast! You were Clever Enough to Survive!

This storm was powerful enough to kill hundreds all up and down the East Coast. Instead, easterners have played it smart. As usual! And kept the death toll, down. Maybe this time, the Republicans will allow America to pay its disaster bills. Maybe they will allow us economic survival.(Elections and all). But I doubt it! Even in disaster, the Republicans stuff our money into their GWB Swiss banks. Sign in to see full entry.

The tiny GWB/Rove terror team, teams up again! God Help Us All!

This time the ' GOP Nightmare Idiots ' are shoving a HAARP hurricane at New York City. Prez Obama is pretending he doesn't see Bush and Rove, doing it. The only question is will Obama knock-out Bush/Rove with this information. Obama has got the most powerful "hole card," ever. Bush/Rove just used HAARP to create and steer a hurricane into New York City, "from behind the curtain." This is a scientific fact if Obama will check out the science. What happens to voters when Prez Obama tosses that... Sign in to see full entry.

Crabtree haters prove to be Morons! Film at 11, Tonight! Crab's got Moves!

All of those Michael Crabtree and Alex Smith haters, are idiots. And Crabtree has got Gale Sayers-moves. Crabtree haters are L.A. Ram fans! What a bunch of idiots! They don't have a team anymore so they turn to hating, 49ers! That's stupid, haters! Hate kills the hater, "haters." If you don't see the highlights of this Monday night Arizona game, you don't know Michael Crabtree. A fast Hugh McElhenny/Dave Parks. Crabtree deeked Arizona star d-back, Patrick Peterson into "breaking his ankles," on... Sign in to see full entry.

Stanford Sneaks Past WSU! Watch out Pac-12, the Cougars Can Play!

Favored by 25, Stanford wins 24-17. Washington State must be pretty good. Stanford wears teams out. They didn't wear-out WSU! The Cougars were tough on Saturday, at Stanford Stadium. My Stanford Cardinal was lucky to escape, in one piece. Go Stanford! But don't forget what just happened against the Pullman Cougars. Sign in to see full entry.

Bush/Romney toss HAARP Hurricane at Democrats! Obama Thinks About it!

Look at this "perfect storm." Analyze it all the way from its HAARP start to its disastrous outcome. Follow it from step one. GWB has been firing these things at us for months, you can see that fact with a retro-check of-the "Atlantic Animated infrared image." Bush/Rove are very stupid and evil men. Bush/Rove won't relent from this HAARP murder of humanity attempt, until we are all under water. Literally! WE ran this Crawford crook's Republican 'tea party' out of office in 2008. He's been in a... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Letter to Elizabeth Warren -Watch the 'Mail-in" and the Network Tote boards

That's how the GWB/Rove election cheats steal elections. First they stuff the mail-in ballot boxes. On election night they use their thugs (poll watchers) to stuff the phony no signature, no serial number-ballots into the tabulating machines. I f you don't let th em do these things on election day, you win! If you don't block them, they will cheat you and beat you. Put some "muscle" in the area when votes are being counted and when those totals are being moved to the network tote boards. Since... Sign in to see full entry.

Rory McIlroy looks just like the kid in Caddyshack. Appropriate, huh!

When he gets to grinnin' about a win, he looks like the Caddyshack winner. I like the "historically ironic." Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

A Piece of Hurricane Sandy is Sent Back to Africa, Where it Came From

Google, "animated Atlantic infrared image." You can see the core of Sandy, trapped by Cape Hatteras ice. Hurricane Irene got gutted like a fish by Cape Hatteras ice. That's where Hurricane Sandy is hung-up, right now. The same place Irene got nailed. Look closely at the the Irene Doppler images. You'll see it got hung up in the same Cape Hatteras spot. For quite awhile. Then, when it tried to "escape," it was torn open by the Hatteras' blade. It rained like crazy, but the hurricane turned into a... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey East Coast! You are kicking GWB/Rove's Hurricane's Ass with Ice!

Google "Atlantic animated infrared image." Watch the real view of this Bush/Rove/HAARP hurricane. Hurricane Sandy was generated by HAARP/GWB in the Bahamas. Since then Bush/HAARP has been shoved north by HAARP. If Prez Obama has got the brains and the guts to shut down east coast HAARP, everything will be fine. If he allows this Bush/HAARP to continue, anything can happen. And all of it is destined to be bad. East Coast ice can theoretically shut this 'Cane, down. But it would be better if the... Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy, Wild Bill Clinton! Did you ever Figure out how GOP cheated in 1994?

The Republicans got only half the House vote in 1994 and won the closest 24 House races. Karl Rove and Newt Gingrich stole those races by changing the totals at the Rupert's network tote boards, a race at a time. Rupert Murdoch, the owner of the network tote boards, stole the 24 closest races by changing the totals at his buddy Rupert Murdoch's network tote boards. Rove believes the closest races are the easiest to steal, Mr. Clinton. Are you going to let them cheat you, again, President... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Prez Obama! Unplug HAARP or get Blown-Out of the White House!

C'mon, Prez Obama! Are you really going to let Republican-HAARP block for Sandy. You're a football fan! Don't you recognize a Slo-Mo screen pass. The HAARP/Rove blocking is obvious. Bush is using HAARP to hold a huge hole in the East Coast atmosphere, open. Bush/Rove has shut off five of your HAARP sensors, sir. This is just Bush/Rove cheating via weather control, while you Mr. President, let them do it. Unplug HAARP and that will close up this "HAARP hole" that allows the hurricane to turn... Sign in to see full entry.

About this Blog

This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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