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Saturday, October 27, 2012

Operation Lemonade Comes to the Rescue versus GOP "poll watchers"'

Howdy, Democratic Election Security! Brothers and sisters. What happens if you ask Democrats in the immediate area of polling locations to keep watch for the 'cuban,' running in the streets, cheats. Occupy your neighborhoods from your front porches, Democrats. If any strangers enter your neighborhoods on election day, put the police onto them. Ask the police to arrest them for the rest of election day. Otherwise, the Republican cheats will get bailed out by Bp/Bush and cheat for the rest of the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 26, 2012

Hey, dinky georgie bush! What will Attorney General Holder, Think?

Hey, georgie bush. Do you think the A.G, will be smart enough to notice your HAARP hurricane being fired up his ass? What kind of jail time do you suppose you get for firing a HAARP hurricane up the Attorney General's ass, little dinky georgie bush? Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy, Ohio! I've got a Democratic fight song for you! "OHIO!" - CSN&Y

I hope it doesn't get that rough, but Ohio is the state the GWB Repugs will steal this election, from. Be aware of this. Your spiritually butt-ugly GOP opponents, "steal votes" in many different ways. First they "stuff" the mail-in ballot boxes. These are ballots with no signatures and no serial numbers. They do this by buying off Democratic ballot box security. They roll in the thousands of phony votes, whenever they can fool you into turning your backs. Never turn your back on a Republican on... Sign in to see full entry.

Open Letter to Attorney General Holder? Have you been following "Sandy?"

The Bush/Rove/Bp fired and steered "hurricane," Sandy, is "coming for you, Sir" Please don't feel to bad about it. It's "coming for me," too. If you don't take charge of the controls to HAARP, right now, Sir, we can all "bend over, put our heads between our knees and kiss our 'arses,' goodbye." And dying like that, Sir, is going to make me a very wet and very grumpy, ghost. Sir! Sign in to see full entry.

Time Warner TV continues to Jam Obama-MSNBC Broadcast Signal!

Hey, Rachel Maddow. When you go to make a crucial point, your Time Warner MSNBC feed is being turned into fruit salad. That's what it looks like and that's what it sounds like. Fruit salad! Don't let Time Warner do that to us! Don't let Time Warner do that to you. Sign in to see full entry.

Time Warner TV continues to Jam Obama-MSNBC Broadcast Signal!

Hey, Rachel Maddow. When you go to make a crucial point, your Time Warner MSNBC feed is being turned into fruit salad. That's what it looks like and that's what it sounds like. Fruit salad! Don't let Time Warner do that to us! Don't let Time Warner do that to you. Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy Cape Hatteras! Ice your sinks and your beaches! Save us again!

You killed Irene with your ice. Maybe you can demolish Sandy, too! Give her the same icy dagger you stuck through hurricane Irene's heart. Ice everything as fast as you can. Get Prez Obama to shut down Bush/Bp HAARP and this hurricane dissolves into the North Atlantic. Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Rachel Maddow! Are you going to let HAARP stick Sandy up your Butt?!

Just like that! If Obama doesn't shut HAARP down, he's gonna have to swim home on election day. Go to 'HAARP Sandy' and watch as Bush/Bp/HAARP fires a HAARP hurricane at New York City. Karl Rove and his fellow mini-men are creating a killer hurricane designed to plant Romney and his fellow Repugs in Washington. Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Rachel Maddow! Are you going to let HAARP stick Sandy up your Butt?

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C'mon, "NYC and Company!" Ice your sinks and your Beaches, BIG TIME!

Call Barack Obama and tell him to turn off the planet killing HAARP machines. This hurricane is being aimed at New York City by "the crawford creep" with a HAARP joy stick in his puny hand. It's just dinky georgie bush trying to steal an election. Tell the president, "If you stop HAARP from steering a hurricane into the East Coast, Mr. Obama, you win everything! Otherwise you get RAINED-OUT!" Who is stupid enough to let GWB operate a storm creating machine on election day? Hopefully not you,... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Dinky GWB/Rove! Your HAARP Election-Hurricane "Sandy" is Busted!

We recognize l ame ass screwballs when we see them, dinky georgie bush. Your water-bombing of the East Coast is lame. You had better fire-up those HAARP power generators and hope Prez Obama is busy enough or dumb enough not to see you coming to drown the East Coast. If I am living on the East Coast, I direct Prez Obama and your Democratic representatives to pass this letter to Barack Obama. Time is running out, Mr. President! Gain control over HAARP or see New York, drowned like a rat, Mr.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Jimmy Rod Radios' Pick - Loves, Lines, Rhythms and Rhymes - M. McCoo 5th D

Marilyn McCoo's performance of "Loves' Lines, Rhythms and Rhymes" with the 5th Dimension is both eerie and gorgeous. There's something about her voice that makes this song profound. You can Google/Youtube this one for free. Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod's Favorite Old Time Movie - It Happened One Night! - Clark Gable

And Claudette Colbert! (Insert wolf whistle here). This film has got everything. Humor. Action. Colbert uses her adorable legs to get a ride. And Gable gets jealous. I love this antique film. The makers of "It Happened One Night," used 1934 technology to make a film that can stand up to anything that's ever been done. It's a great vintage film for family movie night. Sign in to see full entry.

Miami Democrats! Ice your sinks and shoreline! Shock the Hurricane!

Hurricane Sandy hates the cold. Give her a block of ice, where "the sun don't shine." Kick this hurricane's ass with melting ice. Everywhere! Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy Cape Hatteras and Friends! Here we go again! Ice Your Sinks like...

...Like there was no tomorrow. Because there may not be. Try to turn the Atlantic Ocean into Arctic waters. Cold will weaken GWB's 'perfect storm.' Keep the ice melting as fast as you can. If Prez Obama isn't smart enough to see a monster HAARP hurricane when it's in his childrens' faces, 'infinite ice' might be the East Coast's last hope. Your, Cape Hatteras ice, nailed Hurricane Irene. You can see it happen on the doppler. This HAARP/Bush/Rove steered hurricane is being aimed at New York City.... Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy! Dinky GWB and Karl Rove! Trying to Kill NY with a Hurricane?

It figures Karl Rove would be part of the team that murdered New York City. The Republicans have built a Hurricane machine. It's called HAARP. You can google it. It's little dinky georgie bush and the infinitely chinned Karl "I'll kill you" Rove. If I had a question to ask little "Karly" Rove that he had to answer honestly, I'd ask him, "Did you really murder Mike Connell, Dinky-Karly Rove? You threatened Connell and then he came up dead, huh, mini-man/pipsqueak? All you've got going for you is... Sign in to see full entry.

GW Bush/Rove Fire HAARP Hurricane at New York City! FOX news hides it!

Jimmy Cantore and the Weather Channel Bush/Rove cowards are covering up this GWB/Rove created and steered Hurricane, "Sandy." HAARP can do this now! It can attack the New York City area with an unimaginably large hurricane. Don't deny it, Republicans. You're the ones carrying out this "military" attack on a Democratic stronghold area. Just before the election! Huh, little dinky Karly Rove? Nothing like a massive HAARP steered hurricane on election day to depress the vote. Little, tiny, dinky... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

C'mon Florida! Ice those sinks as fast as you can! Kick Sandy in the butt!

This is GW Bush's HAARP hurricane Sandy. Bush is keeping this hurricane alive via his HAARP array in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Kick the Crawford punk's butt with all the ice you can melt. Little dinky georgie bush is aiming this hurricane at you, with HAARP. Hurricanes hate cold water. Give Sandy what she hates. Give her lots of melting ice. Even in your office sinks. Turn your water pipes into a huge refrigeration unit. Hurricanes will go around cold. Steer this monster away from you with cold... Sign in to see full entry.

Everybody on the East Coast! Ice your sinks and keep them iced! kill "cane"

This is a bitch of a hurricane. Sandy sucks! New York City, Ice your sinks all the way up to the, penthouse. Put ice on your shorelines. Fight this sonofabitch with what it hates the most! ICE!!! Pass the word!!! MELTING ICE. Everywhere! Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy, Mississippi River folks! It's time to produce and melt ice!

That HAARP Hurricane, Sandy, is being fought off with ice. Make it and melt it as consistently as you can. Freeze Sandy's backside with ice! Block George W. Bush's HAARP storms with good old Mississippi River ice. Put a nice chill into the Gulf! Sign in to see full entry.

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