Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Hey, Central America! Melt Ice in your sinks and chase "Sandy" into Hell!

Hurricanes hate the cold. Storms have no "feet" in chilly water. Melt ice in your East Coast and Gulf Coast sinks, continuously! If you've got a large quatity of ice, put it in the creek or on the shoreline. Give Hurricane Sandy and company, frostbite. Shove Sandy, headfirst, into the North Atlantic! Sign in to see full entry.

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Take a Bite out of "Mitt Headroom." Watch the Mail-in Ballots closely, Dems

The Republicans are blatant cheaters. They train poll-watchers to intimidate Democratic voters. They steal and then dump ballot boxes. They are "almost-human," scum. They hire people to cheat. Don't allow any ballots to enter the tabulating machines that aren't real. If they don't have signatures and/or serial numbers on them, they must be rejected. This should be ROCK-HARD Policy for nationwide Democrats. Check all ballots. And never turn your back on a Republican. Bush/Rove is paying them to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Melt Ice everywhere in the gulf and along the East Coast. Kill GWB's Canes!

If you can make and melt a lot of ice on the East Coast and the Gulf of Mexico, you can save the day. George Bush and Karl Rove are firing major storms at you, right now. They will let them build in the gulf and then release them on or around election day. Democrats need to shut down HAARP or meet with massive storms on election day. Complain to your congressperson. Loudly! Maybe you can still save yourself and your Democracy. Call Barack! I'm not kidding. Flood his switch board. Force... Sign in to see full entry.

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Melt Ice everywhere in the gulf and along the East Coast. Kill GWB's Canes!

If you can make and melt ice on the East Coast and the Gulf of Mexico, you can save the day. George Bush and Karl Rove are firing hurricanes at you, right now. They will let them build in the gulf and then release them on or around election day. Democrats need to shut down HAARP or meet with massive storms on election day. Sign in to see full entry.

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Bush/Rove build HAARP Election Day Storm in the Gulf, right now!

If Barack Obama isn't smart enough to spot little dinky georgie bush's HAARP "perfect storm" building in the Bahamas, right now, he's not very bright. All he has to do is have his meteorology people analyze the doppler at "Atlantic Animated infrared image." With just a touch of smarts, our president should be able to see GWB/Rove as they build a HAARP storm in the Bahamas. It's being timed for the US elections. The Republicans are preparing to rain out election day. And the Democrats are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Hey Congressman, Waxman! Wake-up or get rained out by GWB/Rove!

Google, "Atlantic Animated infrared image." There you will see the biggest storm imaginable being intentionally created for election day. Something to save Sissy Liar Romney from having to face Prez Obama's voters in a legitimate race on election day. The red on the above doppler indicates a massive HAARP created storm being powered-up in the Bahamas, right now. Election thieves George W. Bush and Karl Rove are insisting on flooding us out of our election day. I have advised Rep. Henry Waxman's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Andrew Luck joined a "horrible" team! RG3 joined a good one!

Quarterback is always a dangerous position! Andrew Luck plays the game like a tall, athletic Johnny Unitas. And that's a huge compliment to anyone. He's with a team that "couldn't win for losing," last year. They draft Luck number one. They instantly become what my buddy Howard Hinich would sarcastically call "a real football team!" RGIII has "inherited" a decent Redskin football team, to begin with. That's where the game is won. The offensive line. The front defensive seven. The corners. The... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Tornadoes in Tahoe? The air is lubricated with Bp Oil! It makes it faster!

That three-month 2010 Gulf of Mexico spill, left us with lubricated air. It makes weather weird for obvious reasons. Everything gets faster, as in a Lake Tahoe Tornado. Keep icing your sinks. Nice economy-pumping snow "on the mountain" will be the rapid result. Sign in to see full entry.

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Jimmy Rod Radio's TV Mood Pick - House theme song - Long Version

My friend Ted Costa said it was "a TV series about a face." I've always loved this theme song. I don't even know why. The long version has got a very eerie vocal. Beautiful but eerie. It's gorgeous but eerie. You can google it at "House theme song." Sign in to see full entry.

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Bp good guy commercials are Blatant Bullshit! Don't let them Kill and Lie

Bp blew up their own rig in the Gulf of Mexico. Intentionally or stupidly, this inside job attack slaughtered everything in the Gulf. It was at least manslaughter. And Bp-Halliburton was in charge when it happened. Obama won $20 billion, promised to the victims by Bp. Even that relatively minimal amount of money took years to pay to Bp's victims. If it's been paid off, yet. What happens to Bp when they're forced to pay for America's weather collapse after the Bp step by step created, infinite... Sign in to see full entry.

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Hey, SF Giants! Hit it Back at the Pitcher! And Pitch to Posey's Targets!

Congratulations, Giants! It has been an amazing season. Between NL Titles in 1971 and 1989 the Giants won zero pennants. In the last three years, the Giants have won two. As "a kid," my SF team had Hall of Famers up the wazoo. But championships were another thing. Now they take two N.L. pennants out of three! I hope the Giants take Detroit! But no matter what happens, the Giants are great. And our favorite leader, Buster Posey, is about to become N.L. MVP! Sign in to see full entry.

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Hey, South America! Keep icing those sinks! You're kicking GWB's sorry ass!

Bush/Rove/Rupert keep firing their ion guns at you and your iced sinks keep shoving that HAARP ion fire right back in "the bad guys faces." Congratulations on kicking GWB/HAARP ass with good old South American made Ice! Keep it coming for the sake of all of our children. Sign in to see full entry.

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Open Letter to Prez Obama from Jimmy Rod's Best Shot!

The polling stats are obviously Republican controlled lies. They're not possible, but you have to know math and history in order to understand that fact. Bush, Rove and Rupert own everything involved in controlling the manipulation of those stats. Do you really trust those guys not to cheat? Dinky georgie bush is doing the same thing he did in stealing the presidency for himself in 2000. First, he bribed the polling organizations. Those slippery polling organizations had Bush leading by the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Republicans Bend Over, Open their Cheeks and Kiss Obama's Ass

These tough macho right wing Republicans are using "the succumb strategy." It's basically that when the strongest dominates in nature, the dominated "bends over and spreads 'em." That's what Romney did in his debate with Prez Obama. Mitt knew he was beaten in intelligence so he did his best to "cancel" the debate. It saved Mitt a lot of grey matter that he didn't have to spare. "He began to kiss Obama's ass. Obama had to chase Romney away from his backside." Mitt Romney's Republican debate... Sign in to see full entry.

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Obama Eats Romney's Lunch in Final Debate! GOP Owned Media Lies out of...

"At least Romney didn't drool on himself. Let's declare him the winner." Yes, the polls scream "major win for Prez Obama," but the Republican nut jobs who OWN the media are selling us the biggest pile of bull shit in human history. Everybody but MSNBC is 'buying' the FOX News, "Die Planet, Die!" philosophy. "Bush/Rove" is using falsified (Gallup, Pew,ad nauseum) polling to tell us that "up is down." Sending us to the graveyard with the message that "nothing is true." That's the Bush/Romney... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 22, 2012

East Coast and Gulf of Mexico! Ice your sinks! You are Winning! -Jimmy Rod

Turn your pipes into a refrigeration unit and fight off this HAARP/GWB attack on humanity. If you google "Animated Atlantic infrared image," you will see what is happening. The red and orange is HAARP cannon fire. Your melting ice is keeping the east coast and the Gulf clear of storms. Congratulations and please keep the melting ice coming! You are winning! Sign in to see full entry.

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A Song for the National League Champion SF Giants - Jimmy Rod's Best!

I'll bet Angel Pagan and the Panda can cut a mean cha-cha with "Suavecito by 4 Corners." You can google this one at "Suavecito by 4 corners." This is what the ladies would sing to you guys, if they could. The Giants are a Latin based team. So what would be better than the most seductive song, ever? These girl's voices are straight out of "sweet and sexy heaven." Congratulations to the Giants. Enjoy your song! You certainly earned it. One-two-cha-cha-cha... "The Giants win the pennant! The Giants... Sign in to see full entry.

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This Year's Democratic Fight Song? "Ohio" - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young

If Democrats want to avoid getting stuck with Mitt Romney, they need to occupy their front porches on election day. Create a fifty-state "block party." If you see any strangers screwing with voters, call the police on them. Have them put in the lock-up for the rest of election day. Otherwise you'll have to arrest them again, later. Don't let George Bush's cuban election terrorists beat up someone's grandmother to stop her from voting. Occupy all porches in areas surrounding battleground polling... Sign in to see full entry.

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The SF Giants Pagan tradition. Then Jose, Now Angel. - Jimmy Rod's Best!

Back in the early days of the San Francisco Giants, they had a workhorse shortstop named Jose Pagan. He played 161 games in the SF Giants first National League championship season, in 1962. When the Giants got Angel Pagan, I immediately remembered Jose. I wondered what Angel Pagan would think of having an earlier SF namesake? Questioned about it, Angel said he liked having another Pagan in San Francisco's baseball history. Angel Pagan wears number 16. His "Pagan predecessor," Jose, wore number... Sign in to see full entry.

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Jimmy Rod Longshot Prediction - The Floating on Air, Baseball!

Since the last baseball strike, the boys at the top of the game have been allowing players to toss third outs into the crowds. After awhile, baseball found casually tossing balls into crowds, slightly dangerous. Baseball instructed the players to toss it as gently as possible. As I watch pros try to "levitate Mr. Spaulding," I believe one or more of these athletes will levitate a baseball as if he were Donald Shimoda in "Illusions." Just to keep the fans safe, he will leave the ball floating in... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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