Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Bush-Repugs Continue to "Hump Humanity's Ankle!" GOP warms the Ovens!

We've got someone "with a badge" carrying out mass murders. Someone who can shut down investigations of mass murder. The Governor of Arizona has got the man who carried out the Gifford's slaughter, under wraps. That's the creep, I want to talk with. Was it the governor herself who ordered this "executive action " against a large group of innocent people. Is that why she's hiding that drooling idiot from the tough questions? Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 20, 2012

What the hell Happpened to Pat Caddel? Demo Pollster Boss turns into Repug!

What happened to your beard, Mister Caddell? It has gone from two-toned to scroungy. You're a pollster! A Democratic pollster. You've got full access to Democratic Numbers and then jump over to the planet murdering 'fox republican/tea party?' In the middle of a presidential campaign! I remember a very brief conversation with you. You were joining other Democratic execs in the hotel kitchen area. Wilson had just beaten your Brown campaign in their Senate race. As I passed through the room in... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

King of the World? That would be Chief Justice Roberts! Long live the King!

Judge Roberts pulled off the biggest "upset" in history. He gave medical insurance back to the babies. Because of Roberts, mommies everywhere won't have to "steal from the rent" to pay for emergency baby care. Thanks very much, Chief Justice Roberts. Now what do we do to stop GWB/Rove from cheating the middle class and poor out of their right to vote. You are watching them cheat, right now. Making it difficult for people of color to vote. If anything is unconstitutional, that is! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Stanford number one in Jimmy Rod 2012 Grid Prediction

How the hell does the idiot AP poll have a 6-7 Ohio State team ahead of an 11-2 Stanford team. The BCS polling idiots act like georgie bush and Karl Rove are trying to stop Stanford from winning a national title. Watch the cheating ass refs the Pac-12 assigns to the S.C. and Oregon games. It's Pac-10, Pac-12 tradition to ignore Duck and S.C. holding. Or as a ref finally gave in to the truth and called what Oregon was doing what it was. "BEAR-HUGGING." It's just Bush and Rove stealing another... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Repugs admit to defeat by openly cheating! Demo security licks its chops!

Hey, Republican/tea partiers! Trying to steal people's votes again, huh, georgie bush? You sucked as president and we finally kicked your lame ass out of the White House, huh little georgie? But you can't let it go, can you midget ex-prez? You're in a tough situation now! You can nuke it all, but you die too. You rot one body part at a time, just like me. Nukes? A bad idea! You can always continue to "accidentally" blow up your own petroleum facilities. It doesn't take a Stanford degree to... Sign in to see full entry.

Shingles "pitches" after anti-Obama ads! - Jimmy Rod's Best Shot!

If I'm Democratic security, I'm already bitching at the sight of Bush/Rove teaming up to steal another election. The Republican cheats have anti-Obama ads running with GWB's "please be fooled into catching shingles" commercials. It's just little dinky media mobster Rupert Murdoch kissing little dinky GWB's ass. Now we find out what Demo Security is worth. Round One! Ding! To stop the Rove/Gingrich cheatfest, the first step is to pressure "Gallup" and the rest of the pollsters to be accurate.... Sign in to see full entry.

Jennifer Aniston at her BEST! Quantum Leap! - "Nowhere to Run"

It's on Antenna TV. This is a must see for Aniston fans. She's the hottest "redhead" imaginable in this Vietnam era "Quantum Leap." "Nowhere to Run. " Aniston has never looked better. Never!! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Romney taps his little (prick) of a "brother." Takes him along on the date!

Nobody is more irritating than a little "prick of a brother' along on the date. You can't hit him because he's a runt. He's always starting a fight. When you humiliate him in debate, he just switches to another fight. It's a redneck, kkk, yeehaw strategy. Why not change the subject when you lose? It's a Republican/tea party tradition. I'll always remember this little ryan peckerwood, arguing why taking food out of starving baby's mouths in order to get even "richer," is a good idea. It's the way... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Best Girl Photo, Ever? "Sam Puckett!" - Jimmy Rod's Best Shot!

Have you ever been "hit" with a grin that is so perfect, you float in the air from a "cuteness o.d.?" If you haven't, you 'gotta' see a grin by Sam of iCarly. It's an easily googled list. She's wearing pink. "Sam iCarly" will get you the photo. It's a half dozen photos, in. A head and shoulders shot. Have you ever seen "The Illustrated Man?" Warning.... Warning...Try not to stare at Sam...Warning....Warning.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Jimmy Rod Radio's "Humanity's Theme." Herb Alpert - "Rise"

If you can "keep up" with the sweet groove here, you can poke your ears into heaven. Herb Alpert's "Rise" is still a miracle. Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod Radio's Old Friend Song? "Rise!" by Herb Alpert!

This is the kind of song that disappears on you for awhile. When it comes back, it's cooler than ever! You can google/youtube it and feel like you felt thirty years ago. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Lakers re-enter the land of Hack-a-Shaq! Gasol for Howard?

I'd take Pau Gasol over Dwight Howard if I were picking number one and that was the choice. Free throw percentage is vital. It decides games! As a kid, I was a Warrior, Rick Barry fan. He made nine of every ten free throws. It's a career stat! It brought sanity. It brought victory! I know Howard is a back to the basket monster. But his "brick-throwing" from the line is suicidal. The Warriors battled Howard last year in one of the ugliest games, ever. The Warriors stayed close for a while by... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Repug/tea party continues to sell us a case of 'shingles' via psych TV ads

Little tiny georgie bush and his peckerwoods think they can talk us into catching "shingles." All the commercial says is, "worry about shingles!" That's the best way of catching them! You become what you resist. The Republicans are just reminding you to resist shingles. Then they will laugh at your subsequent suffering. And you won't even have a clue who fooled you into your painful shingles. Or as GWB and his Peckerwoods would put it. "Psych!!" Sign in to see full entry.

GWB/HAARP fires back-to-back quakes at Los Angeles, AG Harris naps...

Be honest, A.G. Harris! What do you know about "HAARP disasters?" Nothing, right? You can learn about them at HAARP disasters. Evidence of this can be googled at Animated Atlantic infrared image. The historically stupid storms in the Gulf of Mexico can be explained by the above HAARP website. If you really want to know what is causing the insane weather in the gulf, go to the above website. Both L.A. quakes were strong but quick. They felt like someone pushed a button and then took his finger... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

A Jimmy August Song! "Will I see you in September?" The Happenings!

This is Jimmy Rod Radio's coolest barbershop quartet song. Mix in a little bit of the best of "The Four Seasons," and you get the musical picture. You tube the above and enjoy a bit of the relatively innocent, early 1960's. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Howdy, Oklahoma Wild Fire Victims! It's just the oil from the 2010 Bp Spill

The black clouds from the wildfires indicate oil is part of th e fire cause. I'd sue Bush/Bp for changing the weather with that massive 2010 inside-job oil spill. If you don't think the 2010 Bush/Bp spill killed your weather, do a doppler radar comparison from before and th en after the big spill. Bush/Bp owes you all a big bunch of money. Bush/Bp is burning-up Texas and Oklahoma so they can buy- up the dirt and ashes for a dollar an acre. It's disgusting to watch a tiny little Texas Boy... Sign in to see full entry.

JR Radio's, "Love's Fight Song?" - "Set the Night to Music" - by Starship

This is the song from the cult classic film, "Vice-Versa. " It's The Wonder Years' Fred Savage as the dad and Beverly Hills Cop, Judge Reinhold as the little kid. This is a great movie to see with the family. This gets five stars on the night you're trying to entertain the kids without doing any damage in the process. Parents and children may just learn something "very useful," too. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

"Curiosity" Lands on Mars! It Joins its Brother Rovers on the Red Planet!

It reminds me of a Star Trek the Next Generation episode. Little flying robot/"dogs" called exocomps, that can fly into difficult to reach areas. Then they "replicate " the correct tool and repair the item. At the end of this episode, STNG has its audience "all-choked-up" about a "dead exocomp." One of "Curiosity's" brother rovers has "passed away." After going WAY PAST its expected life span, it sadly stopped sending its signal. The other is still miraculously sending information. And now,... Sign in to see full entry.

GWB Murder Spree Continues in Wisconsin! He Murders Unions, then people!

Don't take it personally, little, dinky georgie. Just because the Wisconsin unions kicked your butt is no reason to kill a bunch of people. Or maybe it is, huh, mini-man georgie? Live with it, georgie! The Unions took the state senate back from you, huh "Crawfish Peckerwood!" How does it feel to be a real serial killer, georgie? How does it feel doing it, while humanity watches you do it? Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Jimmy Rod Radio's Cuddle Song Pick! Barbara Lewis! "Hello, Stranger!"

This is romantic with a capital R. Just google Barbara Lewis Hello Stranger and feel really good! Sign in to see full entry.

About this Blog

This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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