Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Friday, August 3, 2012

Howdy, San Francisco Giants! This is how you do it! Hit Buster's target!

Giants pitchers, no matter what their IQ, should know this by now. Keep your lead eye BURIED in that catcher's pocket. I mean look into the pocket of that glove as if was heaven itself. Like your life depended on it. Because it does. Stick it in the pocket! It's safer for you pitchers that way, too. If it comes back at the pitcher, he has a better chance of picking it up if he's looking at the exact spot it's coming from. That spot is the catcher's pocket. It's one of an infinite number of... Sign in to see full entry.

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MLB TV Greatest Collisions are on MLB RIGHT NOW! Great Show!

They've made it to 24 of them left. If you've got a TV handy, check it out. You won't believe your eyes. I wonder where the Buster Posey assassination attempt will come in. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 2, 2012

Christmas in August? The 1997 Hansons will make it Happen!

I believe the 1997 Hansons came up with two of the greatest musical performances, in their 1997 Hanson's TV christmas special. When you see Andy Williams, you may opt to jump to the middle of the youtube. From that point, enjoy the back to back, musical miracles. "Merry Christmas!" Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Jimmy Rod Radio's- August pick - Summertime! - Billy Stewart

They call it "scat." But whatever they call it, Billy Stewart is the best at it. Google Billy Stewart - Summertime. And figure out why that little blonde-haired girl is firing that machine gun. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Giants practice "if you can't beat him you join him!" Get Hunter Pence!

Hunter Pence receives the highest honor an opponent can receive from a Giants' fan. The title of " Royal Pain in the Ass." The award is originally in the name of the Giants biggest/smallest pain in the ass, Maury Wills. Pence certainly liked hitting in San Francisco. I hope he still likes it! Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 30, 2012

A Note to Democratic Election Security. Call your own phones! Really!

Every election cycle, I call the Democratic phones. Every Time, I find the phone company screwing with the Democrats' phone message. Sometimes possible donors are hustled to the side of the road, via a bullshit, Republican smokescreen. An unrelated hard-sell distraction. Let your representitives know enough to call (check) their own phones on a regular basis. Thereby providing key security for their offices. I'm not kidding. Always Call and Check to make sure your message machine is operating... Sign in to see full entry.

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GWB Murder Spree Continues in Colorado - Security Suspiciously Missing!

From the start of GWB-stolen White House, murder has been the main thing on Bush's mind. At first he was trying to cause train wrecks. Real, honest to God, train wrecks. A half dozen of them, at least! Coincidentally, all those situations involved massive poison on board. You might remember a couple of them. On one, a man had to risk his life stepping from one rolling train to a runaway (poison carrying) train. Another train was blown-up inside a tunnel outside a crowded major league ballpark.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Republicans move to pull the plug

I see the Republicans have moved to destroy what's left of our economy. They know the Democrats are onto Karl Rove's election cheating. Winning the game is all the Repugs really want. They think if they destroy the economy (right now), they can fool us into believing they won their stupid-ass Monopoly game. The Repugs lost and they know it. They just have to murder us before we expose their murderous plot. Then the loser Republicans will pretend they won, legitimately. And laugh at our shallow... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 28, 2012

A final thought on "the play."

He was one of the several refs who cheated on "the play. " He survived long enough to, years later, make a press box replay ruling that cheated Oklahoma out of a crucial game with Oregon. That ref is still looking over his shoulder for possible Okie thugs. If it goes around, it comes around, huh, zebra? It reminds me of the day, John Elway and Stanford punked Oklahoma in their own crib. An Oklahoma fan, while whining her way through the parking lot had this to say. "It's just not fair. Stanford... Sign in to see full entry.

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The Truth about "the play" and "the revenge of the play." Cal 'blew it!'

The 1982 big game is called by all blue and gold weenies, "the play." I hate to have to destroy Brazerkley Bear Delusions, but Cal didn't do shit on "the play." It was all the referees, cheating their asses off! "The play," by rule shouldn't have been started. By rule, the referees couldn't even whistle the start of a kickoff without having five Cal players between their 45 and 50 yard-lines. There were three. The refs ALWAYS tell those five players to stay between the 45 and the 50, until the... Sign in to see full entry.

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The Truth about "the play" and "the revenge of the play." Cal 'blew it!'

The 1982 big game is called by all blue and gold weenies, "the play." I hate to have to destroy Brazerkley Bear Delusions, but Cal didn't do shit on "the play." It was all referees cheating their asses off that gave them that slimy win! "The play," by rule, shouldn't have even been started. By rule, the referees couldn't even whistle the start of a kickoff without having five Cal players between their 45 and 50 yard-lines. There were three. First Official ref screw-up. The refs ALWAYS tell those... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 27, 2012

Romney mindlessly apes GWB! 'Blows it' at every turn! Mitt's an Idiot! Duh!

If you haven't seen Republican/tea partier Mitt Romney disgrace himself in Great Britain, you've really missed something! So how can Romney be this stupid? Sounds like George Bush leadership, to me. Little tiny georgie takes great pride in being able to destroy the world with a totally idiotic "plan." MSNBC branded Romney, 'Sir Flubs Alot!' Mitt Romney is a comically stupid cog in moron GWB's plot against humanity. For the registered idiot, dinky georgie bush, to really win, he must do it using... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Howdy, MSNBC! You're Number One! But Rupert Doesn't want us to know!

Think about this, Rachel! You're obviously the best. Why is FOX rated ahead of your network? Your philosophical percentage is higher than that of FOX. Think about that point. Your Democratic loyalists are your automatic audience. And they are in the worldwide, "please let us live," majority. I believe the Republican owners of the ratings organizations, are changing your numbers, arbitrarily. We've caught the Darth Vader Repugs "fudging the numbers" any number of times. Why wouldn't they do it to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Ernest "engulfs" lunch in McHale's Navy pilot. While gabbing. And Burping.

It was year one, episode one ("An Ensign for McHale") for one of the top TV comedies, ever. McHale's Navy wasn't really sure what it was about, yet. Having the big, "charming" and (at times) sloppy McHale, stuff down a greasy lunch while brilliantly executing the script, is now major TV history. The late great Ernest Borgnine, must have been very proud of that scene. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 23, 2012

Screw You Weather Channel! Screw you in stinking hell, Jimmy Cantore!

Why won't little Jimmy Cantore and the rest of the idiots at the Weather Channel compare the weather before the 2010 Bush/Bp spill and after that spill? IMMEDIATELY after Bush/Bp blew up their own rig in the Gulf of Mexico, our planet's weather turned into total shit. And it has never changed back. All that oil going from the water to the air has created oily rain storms and extremely explosive lightning storms. The Weather channel personel know this. But they are so subservient to Bush's little... Sign in to see full entry.

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GW Bush owned Tea Party, tries to sell us a case of "shingles" via TV ads

Watch the GWB Crawford Peckerwood and Company, very closely. The California A.G. is watching little georgie bush, very closely! Now! He's firing his HAARP cannons at A.G. Harris, right now. I dare you to Google the doppler at "Animated Atlantic infrared image." The red stuff is HAARP cannon poison. It creates weird storms and earthquakes wherever it goes. Watch the weather doppler as Bush and Co fires from West Africa. That blast is relayed from Africa to South America to Central America to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Jimmy Rod Radio - Funky, Smokey Pick! Joe Walsh- James Gang - "Funk 48"

"Funk 49" is the Joe Walsh tune you hear on beer commercials and casual radio. "Funk 48" will put a brand new wrinkle in your backbone. If "Funk 48" doesn't make you do a brand-new-wiggle, you're just too old. So, youtube "James Gang Funk 48" and wiggle. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 22, 2012

Jimmy Rod Radio-TV Special! Sam, Carly and Suavecito (4 Corners). Bonita!

Just put iCarly 'on the tube, ' turn-off the sound and 'head-phone-youtube' " It might be Shabadoism's first 'ceremony.' Check this out. You watch iCarly, turn down the sound and listen to the 4 corner version of Suavecito. Mi Vi RZSOUL version. You will have, for once in your life, attained "full sensory, cute." This brand new Shabadoist Ceremony ( I'm calling it ceremony one ) is not required. Nothing in Shabadoism, is required. Nothing! The girls of "iCarly," that would be Sam and Carly, are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 21, 2012

The GWB Murders! Killing Democrats like "Giffords," and now, "Colorado?"

And now we get another Giffords-like mass murder. My first thought on the Giffords slaughter was who did it help? It obviously helped the Republican governor of Arizona. It prevented the adorable Representative Giffords from romping past the Arizona Governor in a future governor's race. The Arizona wicked witch of the west Governor is the one who is protecting the theoretically 'hired' killer from being publically questioned. Dozens of Democrats shot with extended ammo clips. Who ' made out' in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Snake in the grass Georgie Bush tries to imitate a real human being! Badly!

Did you see our ex-peckerwood president on TV the other day. GWB is still using weird "Winchester House techniques" to look taller than the mini-runt he really is. He's trying to talk us into believing he's a nice guy rather than the political troll, he has always been. A skunk can't change his stripes or his smell, georgie. G-Dub is still the evil mini-clown who carried that VERY short-legged dog from the helicopter to the White House all the time. Bush figures we're stupid enough to be fooled... Sign in to see full entry.

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About this Blog

This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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