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Thursday, September 6, 2012

GWB Heats up the Mississippi River with HAARP! May Open Path for 'Cane!

It's like lil tiny georgie bush is tying to draw up a fatal football play. He drowns parts of New Orleans with his HAARP created hurricane, Isaac. At this very moment he's trying to finish his assassination of the New Orleans with a chalk talk, "football play." GWB is "blocking" for the new and potential Gulf of Mexico hurricane. He's firing his "HAARP cannons" at the Mississippi River. He's trying to heat up "the Big Muddy" enough that he can fly his new gulf HAARP "pop-up hurricane" up your... Sign in to see full entry.

GWB/Koch Brothers heat big muddy with HAARP in effort to "shove" cane...

Google, "Animated Atlantic infrared image." The red over the Mississippi River at Tennessee and Kentucky is GWB/HAARP ion cannon "fire." If Bush/Bp can warm up the Mississippi, it will be able to fire that "out of nowhere storm" in the Gulf of Mexico, up everybody's backsides. Make and melt ice all along the Mississippi River. Bush/HAARP murderers of humanity have a hard time operating in relatively chilly waters. Freeze this GWB/HAARP, pop-up nightmare, with good old American made, ice. Freeze... Sign in to see full entry.

GWB/HAARP Fires HAARP Hurricanes at America! GWB is "Busted" by Jimmy Rod!

Hey, little, tiny, georgie bush, how's it feel to be trying to murder America from "behind the HAARP curtain." You must be the Devil Himself, mini-man! And don't try to tell me you're six-feet tall, Crawford midget. That's what Jeb used to call you, Right? No matter what you pay Urban Dictionary to lie, you're still just a 5'4" runt! You just HAARP-fired Isaac at the Gulf of Mexico. Mississippi River iced sinks shoved that HAARP powered hurricane cane up your Crawford, Texas ass. So you proceed... Sign in to see full entry.

Bush/Bp Mass-Murderers Continue to Fire HAARP Cannons at New Orleans

Bush and the Koch brothers just fired a hurricane at you. If you analyze the doppler at "Animated Atlantic infrared image," you watch as the red and orange on that doppler "fries American brains." That red and orange represents Bush and Koch trying to give us brain cancer. Google " Conspiracy Theory episode- "HAARP" and watch as ex-Minnesota Governor, Jesse Ventura, exposes GWB/Bp-Koch Oil's blatant efforts to murder us, right now." You can pressure your congress into shutting those GWB-Koch... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Hey, SF Giants! Get Ethier's damned knuckles out of the Strike Zone!

The San Francisco Giants have got a big series against the L.A. Dodgers this weekend. C'mon Giants! Don't let Ethier cheat! He's hot right now. If you scrape his knuckles up a little bit, he'll cool down. He cheats his hands into the strike zone two-tenths of a second early. It makes a level swing, easier to execute. Make sure he is conscious of the possibility of hand injury. When you jump into the strike zone early, it's harder to get your hands out of the way. Make Ethier aware of that fact.... Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod Radio's "Funnest Song" - "Funk 48" - Joe Walsh

"Funk 49" is Walsh's radio/TV beer commercial song. "Funk 48" is hard to describe. Perfection often is. Jump into the riff and "shake your booty." You may not have heard this one before. That makes it a "hot and funky surprise!" You can youtube this one at "Funk 48 Joe Walsh." It challenges your sense of rhythm in an absolutely delightful way. If you've got any soul at all, you're going to love this masterpiece! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Bush/Bp try to fire another HAARP hurricane at New Orleans! Call Congress!

You can watch GWB try, again, to destroy New Orleans with his HAARP cannons. His clown scientists designed them for him while he was still faux president. He kept a HAARP "joy stick," for himself. Now he's firing potential hurricanes at us. Isaac was GWB's "baby." Just google Animated Atlantic infrared image. The red and orange is HAARP cannon fire. Don't let little tiny dinky georgie bush, flush you down his oily Bp/HAARP hurricane-toilet. That's what he's trying to do to New Orleans, right... Sign in to see full entry.

Bush/Bp Continues to Fire HAARP Ion Cannons at New Orleans! Stop them!

You can see the hard evidence of the above at "Animated Atlantic infrared image." The red and orange on that doppler "image," indicates HAARP ion cannon fire. It's turning Texas into a drought stricken grave yard. GWB figures if he droughts Texas to the ground, he can buy it up for a dollar an acre. He's a stupid, greedy little SOB, isn't he? Wake up New Orleans! Your Bush/Bp and their cohorts in murder are killing you and then snickering up their sleeves. GWB and his peckerwood buddies are... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Hey, Bay Area sports media! Time to blow the cover off the '94 SF-GB game!

Howdy BAY AREA SPORTS! Here comes another referee CHEAT-FEST IN GREEN BAY. The Pack will hold on every play and the paid-off referees will look in the other direction. That's what this trouble with the refs is all about. little tiny georgie bush hates the Niners. He's arranged stoppage of legitimate NFL play in one form or another for the past three years. From bullshit league-wide shut-downs to blowing up a power transformer at the 49er-Steeler game, last year. lil' georgie knew the 49ers were... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

MSNBC Goes AWOL Every Weekend. GWB, Koch and Murdoch buy their Silence!

Hey, MSNBC, you have a responsibility to put forth the progressive viewpoint. Where do you disappear-off-to, every weekend. Rachel Maddow signs-off every Friday night with a snide, "now you get to go to jail." She's not kidding. Instead of taking advantage of their regular audience of progressives, MSNBC "blows it" and sentences us to "Lockup: Raw." Hard time for their progressive audience. As Rachel sympathetically puts it, "now you get to go to jail." And then, we good guys get to "escape" by... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Tammany Parish! Watch out for GWB operatives. Those SOB's love floods!

Make sure your security is on high-alert. Lil' georgie bush and his boys would like to dump the big muddy, in your lap. Watch your local GOP peckerwoods, closely. If they can sabotage your waterworks, they will! Bush can pretend it was just nature that caused the tragedy, when it was really just another cowardly act of sabotage by GWB's trained peckerwoods. Know them when you see them or have your life "dumped into the drink." If you don't see GWB's paid terrorists coming, you're 'gonna' REALLY... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

The Trayvon Martin Murder. Why is the law, "frenching" Zimmerman's ass?

A Cuban/Republican kills a black kid in cold blood and then walks away. The police department bends over and kisses Zimmerman's murdering ass. They've got him dead to rights and they let him go. A guy kills one of our American kids and the Sanford, Florida police let him mince off into the night, a free man. So why did Sanford, Florida law do something that embarrassingly stupid and unjust. The very action of releasing a murderer isn't just dangerous. It's downright suspicious. When they... Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod Radio's White Soul Pick - "Sara" - Fleetwood Mac

The drummer sets the pace perfectly as Stevie "walks on water" at the mike. If this song doesn't make you feel good, nothing will. Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod's best movie pick - "Fail-Safe"

Talk about hanging onto the edge of your seat. Fail-Safe is the b&w thriller of thrillers. And it's your "backside" that's at stake. An incredible cast merges with an ultimate script. If you've got the guts, check out "Fail-Safe" on popcorn night. You'll learn what you need to know. Sign in to see full entry.

Best Bay Area Hoop Warriors? The 1974-75 Championship Team?... Nope!

Basketball's biggest miracle? The 1966-67 San Francisco Warriors were real come-back, kids The worst team, ever? One of the main contestants for that dubious title were the 1964-65 Warriors. Their record was so bad, they were able to draft Rick Barry out of Miami. He rolled into the Bay Area with collegiate scoring records in tow. He dominated his way to NBA Rookie of the Year with the then, San Francisco Warriors. Then, in 66-67, he led the Warriors to the NBA finals. Just like that! He was... Sign in to see full entry.

The Rifleman and his introduction to chess in "Knight Errant"

Have you ever wanted to interest a kid in chess? Have that kid watch The Rifleman episode, "Knight Errant." It's a good chess episode. It has the always, dirty, nasty criminal, Jack Elam, discussing five moves ahead chess strategy, while figuratively speaking, "drooling on himself." The finish is funny rather than violent. This makes it a rare episode. In this one, Lucas McCain isn't forced to chop some psycho in half with his primitive rifle/machine gun." Without knowing anything about chess,... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 31, 2012

Eastwood looked like a diabetic who had stayed up too late - Jimmyrod

Clint was leaning on the table! With both hands. That's a diabetes or worse clue. As he "passed away" right in front of your eyes, Eastwood planted a strategic bomb against the planet killing Republicans. He slipped a trojan horse up the Repugs' respective backsides. He not only "drooled on himself" in the best drunken Archie Bunker imitation of all time, (or was he doing Jim Ignatowski?) In the end, Eastwood gently took the Repugs by their hands and guided them into political hell. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Ancient Clint Eastwood becomes the Face of the Republican Party! Ouch!

I'm thinking Clint Eastwood was actually screwing the Republicans. Intentionally! The Repugs turned Eastwood into their very own flunky. Rowdy Yates turns into a heal clicking "conservative." Just because the Republicans INSISTED! Maybe, as the star of "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly," Clint decided his final hand gesture to his GOP planet-killing " masters, " would be "Ugly." Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Jimmy Rod Radio's Ultimate Song - Don Henley - "Dirty Laundry"

The musical hook is devastating. Henley's voice is indicting. The lead guitar is unmatched. This tune is a little Democratic gift to "Mitt Headroom" and the rest of his Repug ilk. If the tea party thinks it can buy this election, they should at least have a little musical company while they try to do it. This Rupert Media fight-song can be youtubed at Don Henley - Dirty Laundry. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Cold Mississippi River Kicks Hurricane Isaac's Ass - Film at Eleven

Isaac rolled into the Gulf, thinking it was gonna kick our respective, asses. The Mississippi river shot really cold water at the 'cane. The cold water "mesmerized" Isaac. It "seduced" the 'cane into spending vital energy in New Orleans. What was going to be disaster for the northeast, is now going to be not much more than a reservoir topping, good cleaning for the water system. Good job, New Orleans! You made "the Save," for now. This Isaac storm must be "getting old" for New Orleans. If... Sign in to see full entry.

About this Blog

This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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