Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

The Polls are GOP Bull Shit! Who owns "Gallup?" Rupert Murdoch, Right?

These stupid polls that say Mitt Headroom is tied with Prez Obama are ridiculous. Little georgie bush is still operating the polls. He tells Rupert what numbers he wants and Rupert puts them up on the network tote boards. That's why the polling numbers are so screwed-up. Rupert and georgie bush are still (politically speaking) "messing around in bed together." Trying to create a false reality. Their polls tell us the best president imaginable is having trouble beating a legally registered idiot.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Hey, Buster Posey Fans! "The Kid" is doing magic behind the All-Star Plate!

It's on FOX Sports Right Now! S.F. Giants Cabrera, Posey and Sandoval have helped make it five-zip, National League. Tune in and watch Buster Posey turn catching into a totally graceful art form. Matt Cain is the pitcher of record and he's throwing the ball very well! Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Cape Hatteras! Here's an ice melting song for you! JT- "In my mind..."

"In my mind, I'm gone to Carolina." It's my favorite James Taylor song. It's one of the most gorgeous songs in human history. While you're slicing another hurricane in half with your American made ice, you might as well sing a classic, too. Congratulations to Cape Hatteras and vicinity on stalling and then "popping" Irene, last year. You saved the East Coast with your "icy dagger." You can see it on the Dopplers of Irene. One moment the geographically biggest 'cane ever is crushing down on Cape... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Hey, Giant All-Stars! "Slice it up the middle" and win! We are Proud of You

And Matty Cain is going to start. I hope his arm is sufficiently rested. All you have to do, is stick that ball in Buster Posey's magical glove. Zero-in on EXACTLY where he wants the ball. Really zero-in. Let the Sarge do it. You were so great this year, they let you bring your very own catcher with you, Matt. Take advantage of that fact and make your first real mark in the All-Star stats, too. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Hey, Americans! Are you just a stupid rump roast or what?

Are you alert enough to catch a peckerwood giving you an infinite "hot-foot?" That's what the Lush Rimbaugh Republicans are doing to you right now. Little georgie bush and his fellow Bp peckerwoods blew up their own oil rig twice in one day in 2010. (Inside jobs against the world via Bush/Bp oil). Ever since Bush/Bp blew up their own rig in the spring of 2010, your weather has become more and more lethal. This grotesque weather has been occurring ever since Bush/Bp blew up their own rig. I DO... Sign in to see full entry.

Alex Smith haters are Liars, Cheats and Idiots!

I keep hearing that Alex Smith isn't great! I wouldn't trade the Smith/Harbaugh combination for anyone in the world. Ever! Not even Montana/Walsh. Jimmy Harbaugh is younger and Alex Smith is faster than their late 1900s Candlestick counterparts. I'm not saying Montana doesn't remain the greatest QB of all-time. And of course, Bill Walsh remains the greatest pro-coach, ever. Both Jim Harbaugh and Alex Smith have a lot of wins to get before they can enter that hall-of-fame. But for one season,... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 6, 2012

Jimmy Rod's Best TV performance by a toddler? Troian Bellisario!

In the "Quantum Leap" episode, "Another Mom," little Miss Bellisario, rules! A tough role for a pre-schooler. Her mom gets turned into "everyone's hero" Sam, while Troian plays the role of the cutest 'miniature-girl' in TV history. And she pulls that one off, too! The reason I stopped long enough to write this story was the taste of irony I got out of this particular hour-long show. When I first saw Bellisario in "Quantum Leap" at 3 or 4 years old, she was handling difficult roles. At first... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Hey Wisconsin Unions! Watch recount security all the way to the Final Count

Watch the repug/tea party "like a hawk." All the way to the final horn. This recount is important to Prez Obama. Not just for obvious political reasons, but for some not so obvious reasons, too. He REALLY wants to see what's in the Wisconsin ballot box. Does the total "in the box" equal what the Republican owned TV network tote boards say it does? What do the ballots look like? No serial numbers? No actual signatures? Just blank cards with Repug holes in them? Ballots being forced by repug-thugs... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 2, 2012

Balance is everything to 49er Libran, Aldon Smith! For better or worse!

Aldon Smith is a future hall-of-famer if he takes responsibility for his actions. In advance! Disaster is almost always accompanied by bad company. A multi-millionaire has no reason to hang around with thugs and idiots. If I've got real money, I'm smarter than to keep company with morons and thugs. I stay home and bring "Disneyland" to me! Don't let punks shake your sense of balance. Librans like Aldon Smith can be the best people in the world if they maintain emotional balance. Once the Libran... Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod Radio's Sweetest Groove - "The Light is on" - Christopher Cross

This masterpiece was caught-up in the avalanche of hits on Cross' "Christopher Cross" award winner. "The Light is On" IS THE MOOD. It subconsciously reassures you that everything is going to be okay. A nd even if it isn't, you can always listen to "The Light is On," one more time. It's another miracle. Google Christopher Cross, The Light is On and feel your best innards, boogie-down! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Posey Does it Again! More Honors for San Francisco's "Favorite Son"

How's this for a list of Buster Posey happenings? 2008 Buster Posey is awarded the top amateur player award, while heroically letting Florida State move him from shortstop to catcher. His FSU head coach asked him to switch from the sweet position of shortstop to the infinite brutality behind the plate. The coach tells the media, he was amazed with Posey's adaptation to wearing "the tools of ignorance." With a surprised look on his face, Posey's coach says, "whenever someone puts on the gear for... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Chief Justice Roberts "Saves the Day" and the Economy at the Same Time!

What happens if you're trying to run a household and save something for emergencies and you are suddenly presented with (well deserved) medical insurance? What do you do with the money you were holding back. A lot of it gets spent. It strengthens the economy, instantly! The GWB (tea party) Republicans hate to see the middle class economy improve. An improving economy helps the Democrats survive! And that runs against the Repug/tea party plans. In response to middle class gains, little georgie... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 29, 2012

A Jimmy Rod Radio OBVIOUS PICK! - America- "Horse with No Name"

This was magic from the kids "from Riverside." When I first heard this song, I thought some kind of miracle was occurring. As it turned out, I was right! You can google this one at America - "Horse With No Name." If you've got any harmony in your soul at all, you'll be singing to this one, real soon. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

A late obit for a great human being! Bob Valli! Sports! Oakland Tribune!

Sometimes big obits slip by unnoticed. I had the honor of working for my favorite childhood newspaper because Oakland Tribune sports editor, Bob Valli decided to "take a chance on me." He hired me to cover high school football for a season. He said he was impressed that I was the only one who took the job test who realized a high school basketball quarter was only 8 minutes long. So I got the chance to write high school football for The Oakland Tribune. My favorite thing about the job was how I... Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod Radio's "White Soul" Pick - Fleetwood Mac - "Sara"

I like the studio Youtube of this thing. It has an eternal groove! When Stevie Nicks and the Fleetwood Mac crew zeros in on this performance, they all but walk on water. It's time to get up and dance. Google search Fleetwood Mac - Sara. It really is 'H eaven on head phones.' And why does it look like they're undoing her laces? Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

GOP has the bucks but the Demos have the people! Jimmy Rod's Best Shot!

TV's "talking heads" keep telling me that the Repugs have a tremendous financial advantage in the 2012 elections. By "jive ass five" Supreme Court law, Republican/tea-partiers get to spend "all the money in the world" on this election. Of course the Repugs are fighting to stop American Unions from being able to spend their money on the Democrats. The Republicans cheat in all directions! All the time!! The wacko right wing's first problem is what my old econ-prof used to call the law of... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 25, 2012

The Best of All Time is a cross between...

The question is, "who is the greatest newsperson of all-time?" We have to go with Rachel Maddow in that contest. It's not just because she's out of Stanford. The best way to describe her is as a cross between Barbara Walters and W.C. Fields. Just try to keep up with Rachel for an hour every weeknight. Your IQ will go up! Guaranteed!! Sign in to see full entry.

GWB/Bp oil spill Murders Gulf of Mexico as Jimmy Cantore says, "Duh!"

The one thing Rupert Murdoch's Weather Channel doesn't want you to realize is Bp's 2010 oil spill is killing you. Little Jimmy Cantore is apparently so stupid at his job, he doesn't know how to do a Doppler comparison. If someone would compare the weather before Bush/Bp blew up their own rig, to the weather after that inside job terrorist attack and we'd have THE ANSWER. If you don't want the Gulf of Mexico to die, have your community buy Costner type, oil/water separators. That would clean-up... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

"Hurricane" Spins Above Bp Gulf of Mexico Oil! "Costner-it-Up" or Die!

Kevin Costner has got machines that will clean up that Gulf of Mexico oil in a New Orleans "drum lick." But GWB/Bp isn't letting Prez Obama do it. Something about Bp still owning control over the petro-poison that they're intentionally murdering us with. Your horrible weather is just our world's response to the worst oil tragedy in history. Bush/Bp gets to murder us with their inside job terrorist attacks against their own facilities. The heroic emergency workers have, so far, saved the day by... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Hey! Gulf of Mexico! Ice Your Sinks and Kick the "Cains" out of Town!

Hurricanes hate cold water! The stuff kills them. So let's make and melt ice. Put the ice in your sinks and chill your plumbing system. The water along your coast line will get colder. Hurricanes cannot get stronger in cool water. Turn your area's pipes into a refrigeration system. Then you can tell ANY hurricane to 'kiss your..." The "scientists" say the difference of 2 degrees in water temperature can make the difference between a killer-cain and a wussy rain storm. Ice your sinks and stop... Sign in to see full entry.

About this Blog

This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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