The rich, lonely old lady's last wishes.
A very wealthy old woman called her attorney to write her will, as she was planning her funeral. To say that this old woman was butt-ugly would be a compliment. She looked like her face had caught on fire and someone had put the fire out with an ice pick! Everyone in her small town had always ignored her to her ugly face and slandered and laughed behind her back, and she knew it. She told her young attorney, “Nobody ever paid me any attention during my life, they'll all pay attention when I die!... Sign in to see full entry.