Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Monday, October 22, 2012

Washington Redskin DB tanks! NYG win again under suspicious circumstances

First the 49er kick returner blows the NFC championship out of his backside. Now defensive backs allow two more games to go to the NY Giants. NYG opponents look like they're bought and paid for by the New York Giants and/or their supporters. Sign in to see full entry.

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Rich Doofus Creep, Donald Trump "plays chicken" with America

Nut-ball Donald Trump is telling us he's got something really big on Prez Obama. He'll tell us something "really big" on Wednesday. He reminds me of Popeye's Wimpy, "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." And coincidentally, Donald Trump even looks and dresses like Wimpy. Trump was a clown in the primaries and he's still a clown, right now. Republicans are experts in creating media lies. At any rate, I've got some really bad news for Republicans. The ultimate question lives on.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wake up MSNBC! The Stats Prove the Pollsters are Cheating their Asses-Off!

"Gallup and Pew" have taken GWB oil and embezzlement cash. Georgie Bush and Karly Rove have purchased the Pollsters. You can spot the cheating pollsters by looking at the numbers. In the "legitimate polls," Mitt Romney is getting his 'Mitt Headroom' ass, righteously, kicked! The pollsters who are taking bribe money, have the race as "tight." The many polls that clearly indicate that the American people think Romney sucks, are being hidden from the American people. C'mon Rachel Maddow, stop... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 21, 2012

Hey, Minnesota! There's a Reason your Weather has Turned to Crap!

You should sue Bp for billions for what they did in the Gulf of Mexico in 2010. Not just murdering everything in the gulf. The oil from that spill got into our air. Oil clings to the water, it rises into the air. It then creates the crazy weather disasters that we have been witnessing. This weird weather started immediately after Bp destroyed their own oil rig in 2010. Google, "Chattanooga flood of the century." That occurred the day after Bp blew up their own rig. Accidental or not, it was... Sign in to see full entry.

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GWB/Rove continue to encourage us to Catch Shingles and Fear Bed Bugs

Georgie Bush and the Election Cheats are trying to 'bum us out to death' with "nasty" commercials. GOP bought and paid for a ctors pretending they are in "incredible pain from shingles." Bush/Rupert Murdoch are trying to talk you into imagining a disease into existence on your back. First the commercial introduces fear. "The pain was horrible," says the wincing actor. Then they introduce the ad's big lie. For example, "it's okay for the Republicans to starve babies to death as long as they can... Sign in to see full entry.

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Hey, Stanford! Congrats on Beating Cal! Here's something else on Notre Dame

Notre Dame's "win" over Stanford was illegitimate for another reason. You've got some "fair-country" scientific minds on "the farm." Right? This bit of information should intrigue you, if you can understand this "calculation." I was watching the Stanford-Notre Dame national broadcast of the game being played in South Bend, Indiana on Saturday October 13, 2012. I was simultaneously and coincidentally, watching the doppler at " Atlantic animated infrared image." I noticed an isolated red HAARP... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 20, 2012

Time Warner TV continues to jam Obama-MSNBC Broadcast Signal!

If Prez Obama continues to allow Bush Time Warner to manipulate MSNBC's signal, that cheating will cost Democrats votes. Democratic Security can be heros if they can capture Bush's cheats. Hey, good guys. Occupy your neighborhoods on election day. Call the police if anything or anyone looks suspicious. Put him or her in jail if you can. One less election day, GOP cheat. Sign in to see full entry.

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Hey, dinky, georgie bush! Did you bring your Cuban Cheats with you?

It reminds me of an old Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young song. "Ohio!" Students died for what they believed in. Now the show-down returns to Ohio. Dinky georgie bush's Republicans return to their scene of their 2000 crime. Huh, georgie? You are stuffing the mail-in ballot boxes, right now, huh georgie? What happens when we recount the ballots, georgie? Do we find your no serial number no signature ballots lIke we did in Wisconsin. And in the process, took the state senate from your "weird eyes"... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 19, 2012

The Debates: What's Really Happening? Surprise! Surprise! - Jimmy Rod's

Prez Obama admits he got beat in the first debate. That's not what happened! What happened was Obama set-up Mitt Headroom. He let the Utah Doofus spill his package of gutless lies. He let people see the real Mitt Romney. The junior high school bully. The guy who put that bump on the back of your head. Hey, Mitt! Did you really force a hair-cut on that kid? I loved when Prez Obama put the all-important "five fingers of firmness" on your sorry Mormon argument. And you didn't even recognize it.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Panda Homer Reminds Jimmy Rod of Favorite Pablo Sandoval Story

It was early in Panda's Giant career. He 'caught' a bad hop grounder right in the mouth. He was wearing dental braces at the time. The trainer helped him peel his bleeding lips out of his bloody braces. The horrified media asked him what he takes for pain. The courageous Sandoval answered, "what pain?" Sign in to see full entry.

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Defeat Romney/Flush-out GWB by chanting, "Where Did you hide?...

... our fighter jets on 9-11, George? " Where did you hide our fighter jets on 9-11, George?"...Chant that and watch GWB and company, freak out! That's the magic question that the Republicans DEMAND we don't ask. C'mon little tiny georgie bush, "Where did you hide our fighter jets on 9-11, George?" C'mon, Wisconsin! Don't you see the devil when he's right in your face? Guv Walker and his boys, used massive voter fraud to steal the state of Wisconsin. Then he stole union rights from the state's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Real 49ers Show-Up and Dump Seattle, 13-6. San Francisco Defense Rules!

It was too much SF "D" and Frank Gore quickness for Seattle. The Niners, for the time being, have climbed back into the catbird seat at the top of the NFC west. The race is so four-way close, leading it almost doesn't matter. But being in first place does make dinner taste better. The 49er blocking looked better. More "blocking down" in the strategy. A vital win for the Niners. They lead the division by a half game. Sign in to see full entry.

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Bush/Romney Jams MSNBC's, Progressive, Signal! - jimmy Rod's Best!

Someone, probably GWB/Rove, has got a kill the MSNBC good guy signal, switch. It turns Rachel Maddow into "fruit salad." I'm not kidding. Picture and sound turn into "Rupert Murdoch" static-slop. It's just Bush/Romney, momentarily taking over the network "feed." If Bush and the rednecks have got a "distort MSNBC switch," someone should take it away from them. Right Now! Wake up Democratic Security. Protect that MSNBC signal. I'm observing someone, at key moments, jamming your Rachel Maddowish... Sign in to see full entry.

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49ers have the edge in Seattle TV game tonight. Jimmy Rod's Best.

This is 49er natural grass. The Seahawks were created for plastic grass. San Francisco sound control will change the Seattle mood from fun to ouch. Split Vernon Davis out and change the very nature of the game. Shake any tree and a good blocking tight end will fall out. Davis is the best power/speed athlete in human history. Use him fully in your strategy. Don't let a slow linebacker grab him and take his 4.35 speed out of the play. Sign in to see full entry.

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Hey Rachel-MSNBC are you really "buying" these Republican Falsified Polls?

Pick one legitimate polling organization. Don't buy the statistical GWB Bullshit. The Gallup/Pew/GWB crap. None of it makes any sense. Obama whips Romney in front of God and everybody. But GWB Oil/embezzlement money buys the statistics. Instead of getting a champions boost, Obama gets a Karl Rove drop. Romney is still getting his sorry ass kicked, but Gallup and the boys at the computer are making up their own polling numbers. GWB and his wackos continue to insist on creating their own nazi... Sign in to see full entry.

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Ohio Democrat Security! Here's How to Beat the Republican-tea partiers:

The people of middle class and poor neighborhoods, must protect their polling sites. They should "occupy" their own neighborhoods on election day. If the people from 'the hoods' quietly and peacefully "occupy their own porches, they can slow down the "paid Cuban street terrorists. " When you catch these guys, they should be jailed for the rest of the day. Now we find out if Ohio has got athletic law enforcement. Catch and arrest these Repug Punks and you get the imaginary Will Smith (M.I.B.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Ohio Democrat Security! Here's How to Beat the Republican-tea partiers:

The people of middle class and poor neighborhoods, must protect their polling sites. They should "occupy" their own neighborhoods on election day. If the people from 'the hoods' quietly and peacefully "occupy their own porches, they can slow down the "paid Cuban street terrorists. " When you catch these guys, they should be jailed for the rest of the day. Now we find out if Ohio has got athletic law enforcement. Catch and arrest these Repug Punks and you get the imaginary Will Smith (M.I.B.... Sign in to see full entry.

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GWB's boy tries to blow-up Federal Reserve Building! He Gets caught! Next?

In Arizona, governor saggy face is hiding the Giffords slaughterer from America. Are you protecting your paid killer, gov saggy face. Did you instruct that slobbering pig to shoot that nine year old girl through the chest, saggy? You're hiding her killer. Like he belongs to you. Sign in to see full entry.

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Happy Birthday to Jess and Belissa! Another Year of Beauty! - Jimmy Rod's

Libra is the most Beautiful sign of them all. Jess and Belissa have honored their sign with their beauty. Congratulations to Libra! Congratulations to Jess and Belissa! Sign in to see full entry.

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Jimmy Rod Radio's "Best Right Now," Pick? - Don Henley - "Dirty Laundry"

The Republican-owned media is about to try to steal an election. The above song, pin-points them. Do your best to catch them in their lies. Point at them! "Dirty Laundry" is 'Rupert Romney's fight song!' Henley exposes what the bad guys use FOX News for. The writing is stunning. The lead guitar is incredible. "Kick 'em when they're Up! Kick 'em when their Down!" Sign in to see full entry.

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This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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