Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Howdy Ohio! Watch the Mail-In Ballot Box Very Closely All the Way!

This is how the Republicans try to steal elections in Ohio. They stuff huge numbers of phony, mail-in ballots into the tabulating machines. They cheat, instinctively. Hey, Democratic Security, watch the mail-in area, 24-7. NEVER let anything be counted without being checked for real signatures and real serial numbers. If you do the above, it will hurt the Republicans on election day. Pass this mail-in security warning, to everyone in Democratic security. If you catch an election cheat, jail him... Sign in to see full entry.

GWB Bribe money hits the table! Pew and Gallup Polls Cheat their Asses off

Bush and the peckerwoods are trying to buy an election by paying-off the polling organizations in order to give themselves false momentum. The very idea of a blatant liar like Mitt Romney being close to Prez Obama, is ludicrous! The polls are owned by the Repugs. And that, inevitably, makes their polls lies. They say it's a race, when Obama is way ahead with America. Pew and Gallup Polls are public scum. Any excuse to trigger this GOP scam to steal the presidency was sufficient. Obama's... Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod TV's Debate Predictions

The match-up between 'the little tiny dinky guy' and 'the veep' is a natural trap for the miniature-man. The GOP midget has the personality of Frank Burns of MASH. The Democrat is more like Hawkeye Pierce. "The mini-man from wherever," will bore humanity with his inevitable Republican drooling lies. And the playful veep will toy with him like a cat with a rat. The rat will not even realize what is happening to him. He will double-talk his semi-nazi pitch to America. Or he will drop to his knees... Sign in to see full entry.

Bush Bp continues to Fire HAARP at East Coast. Keep Icing Those Sinks!

Bush/Bp is about to fire another hurricane at Cape Hatteras. You caped crusaders knifed Irene a while back. If tiny georgie bush gets his next HAARP fired hurricane off successfully, you may need your icy blade, again. Google "Atlantic Animated infrared image," for the proof. The red and orange on the doppler is HAARP ion cannon fire. Right now the bush/bp boys are blazing away at the East Coast. Ice your sinks!!! Pass the word, everywhere. Ice your sinks!!! Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Hey, Democratic security! Ohio is always a mess! Triple-down on security

GWB is switching his terrorists from Havana to St. Louis. Huh, little georgie bush? You're in trouble this time. Are you going to blow something else up? Did you think I missed your inside-job terrorist attack on the New Horizon? Killed everything in the Gulf of Mexico, huh, little dinky georgie? It was an inside-job attack and you controlled the facility at the time. Killed it all, huh, georgie? Do you feel all the pain and misery you caused, georgie bush? You will feel it, georgie! You will... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

GWB/Rupert jump oil prices in California.If GOP can't beat you they cheat..

If the GOP can't beat you, they cheat you! Little dinky georgie bush knows he can't touch California's glowing electoral votes. Instead, he jumps our gas prices and pockets our money. Republicans would much rather cheat you than beat you. They are training people to illegally intimidate Democratic voters. They call their election day terrorists, "poll watchers." Democratic poll watchers are being trained to put pressure on GOP poll watchers. Arrests will be made if they terrorize Democratic... Sign in to see full entry.

Congratulations to the SF Giants on their 2012 NL Division Championship!

Our Giants not only finished ahead of the Dodgers in 2012, we won another flag to stick up on the wall. Hey, Giants! Hit it where it's pitched and stick it in Posey's pocket. Win or lose, it's all you can really do. So have fun and thanks for the new 2012 decoration for our, prettiest park in the world, wall. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Pac-12 Refs cheat against Stanford and for Arizona's off. pass interference

I've been watching the Stanford-Arizona game for many years. Over the past several years, Arizona has been using the same lame-ass strategy. They put two wide receivers to the same side. One of the receivers sets a quick and often illegal pick, against a Stanford d-back. The Arizona QB fires the ball out to a waiting receiver. The ILLEGAL BLOCK picks off the Stanford d-back. Then the Arizona pass receiver scrambles for whatever he can get. Without stupid and or cheating refs, Arizona's offense... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 5, 2012

Hey, GWB! This is Jimmy Rod speaking! You're busted Crawford Doofus

So, you've decided to try to steal the election, ag'in. Hey, dinky georgie bush! We are now setting traps for your election cheating. Do you understand what I am saying. There are D.A.s all around the nation who would just love to nail you. How would you like that one on your D.A. resume. "Trapped the Devil" and ordered him to "Get Lost." Hey, little, dinky GWB, what does the eternal loser do when he reaches his final loss? If you decide to try to rig this election, like you and Karl sloppily... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Bush/Bp tries to kill the fish in Lake Okeechobee with HAARP ion cannons!

Google, " Atlantic animated infrared image." You can see the HAARP ion cannons attacking Lake Okeechobee, Florida. ' The red' being fired at Florida is meant to kill your lake, just like GWB murdered the Gulf of Mexico with his inside job terrorist attack on his very own deep water, Bp oil rig. Now georgie bush tries to kill your Okeechobee fish with HAARP. Bush has got his HAARP ion cannons blazing away at Florida's beautiful nature, at this very moment. Defend your big lake from Bush/HAARP,... Sign in to see full entry.

Jabba the Hut Sununu "Drools on himself on MSNBC."Nixon flunky fails again!

Hey, Sununu! You've been a huckster for criminals for your entire ugly life. Are you guys already stuffing the mail-in ballot boxes with phony no-signature ballots? Huh, Sununu? Do you think your Repug-Cubans will be thrown in jail for cheating in front of God and everyone, this year? Do your rioters think they will be bailed out on election day, so they can riot, again? When does it become a criminal conspiracy, Jabba Sununu? Sign in to see full entry.

Obama looks like a "Passive Ali" in First Debate! Repug Cheats Get Caught!

There's was just ' something about' the expression on Prez Obama's face. It reminded me of the days at good 'ol Castlemont High. One Oakland brother would be chatting with another, brother. One would be in the 'lie his ass off mode.' The other would be "rope-a-doping." Smiling and sneering. Just waiting for his turn. Romney went on film with multiple lies in that debate. Obama, "sneered," "danced" and noted those blatant Romney lies, on his legal pad. They will make great "distrust Romney ads."... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Hey GWB! Do you remember Katrina? Do you remember how you ran away?

That was disgraceful, little, dinky, georgie! Were you allowing those black voters in New Orleans to drown in their attics because they were likely to be Democratic voters, George? Makes sense to you, huh, georgie? So where do you strike next, little tiny, georgie bush? Are you going to slaughter our children in a theatre, again. Killing them as they try to stop you with their bare hands. Where did you hide our fighter jets on 9-11, george? For more on that subject, go to "Loose Change, 9-11"... Sign in to see full entry.

The Ultimate Young Winner - Buster Posey - Adds a Batting Championship!

Buster is going to have to add a room to his house to hold his national trophies. 2008 Buster wins the Amateur Player of the Year award. 2009 He becomes the Minor League Player of the Year. 2010 He leads a patchwork Giants team to the World Championship and wins NL Rookie of the Year. 2011 Posey is badly injured in an obvious "assassination attempt." He rehabs for a year. 2012 Buster becomes starting National League All-Star catcher with more votes than anyone in N.L. history. He also wins the... Sign in to see full entry.

Romney lies like a rug in first Presidential Debate. MSNBC attacks its own!

Hey, MSNBC! Don't work for the Republicans. That's a cowardly thing to do. So far Obama has been perfect. How much is Bush/Bp paying MSNBC to attack Prez Obama. You idiots are attacking your own guy. How much money did Rupert Murdoch slip MSNBC to take an aggressive position against their own guy? Obama is just setting up the Repugs. Now get off your lazy MSNBC asses and expose all of Romney's ugly lies! I'll bet Prez Obama is going to be surprised to see MSNBC ignore Romney's infinite lies and... Sign in to see full entry.

"Sympathy for the Dodgers?" The SF Giants Bury L.A.'s 2012 Dreams!

The Giants were quiet about their Dodger Stadium celebration, last night. They had just eliminated their Los Angeles rivals. But it wasn't an "in your face celebration." It could have been. But it wasn't. The Dodger nation that screamed "you suck" at the greatest player of all time, a million times. Those who screamed you suck at Barry Bonds, will pay for their sins. We don't have to "rub in" the fact that Magic Johnson and his Dodger company just wasted millions of dollars while trying to "buy... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, East Coast! Congratulations on Your Iced Sinks! You are beating GWB!

Little georgie bush continues to use HAARP to fire storms at you. You can watch this at both "Atlantic (and Pacific) animated, infrared image." The red and orange on these dopplers is the Bush/Bp HAARP ion cannons firing at humanity. On election day, the GWB/Republicans will use these cannons to create stormy conditions in Democratic political strongholds. Call your representitives. Have them shut down these bad-weather creating machines. Do it before "BushCheneyRoveGingrich with the Koch... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Republicans Suffer from the Law of Diminishing Returns

It was something back in an old Merritt College Economics Class. Econ 1A, I think. The prof said it was like when you are hungry and someone hands you a box of popcorn. The first mouthful is like a real reason to live. The second mouthful is great but not as good as the first and so on, down to taste bud boredom. The benefits drop as you eat more and more. The Republicans have a wealth of cash, but nowhere to spend it. At first it helps their campaigns. But you can only buy so much advertising.... Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy! Chief Justice Roberts! How's it feel to be Hero of the Planet!

I'm not sure, even you can save this planet! Even if you can't, your saving medical care was the smoothest political move of all time. Did you see the gop nut balls crying as they threatened your life? We Dems pat you on your back! We don't stab you there. We just want to save our kids from GWB's inside-job attacks, against his own Bp oil rigs. Thank you, Mister Chief Justice Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Will Mitt Headroom Drool on Himself in Front of "God and Everybody?"

What chance has the Romney idiocy got against a debate genius like Obama? If the recent polling is accurate, Prez Obama will walk away with the debate win. If the Gallup Poll cheats, then Romney could win. Catch the polling organizations in the act of election fraud and put them in jail for it. The Repug-tea party will cheat all night long, on election night. Put the guilty in jail for election fraud. Keep them there until the polls are closed for a couple of hours. Election fraud is a federal... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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