Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Bush/Bp fire HAARP cannons on Miami! - Jimmy Rod's Best Shot!

Google "Animated Atlantic infrared image. The red and orange on this "image," is HAARP ion cannon fire. GWB/Bp is firing those cannons at Miami, today. Yesterday they were being fired at New Orleans. These particular "cannons" appear to be based in the Haiti area. Maybe, georgie bush and his fellow gremlins think if they move the cannons every day, the American people are too stupid to follow his mass-destruction, game. Sign in to see full entry.

Idiot snit-child GWB tries to murder New Orleans black voters with HAARP!

Hey, Little georgie! I'm Baaaack! Your hand-picked clone, in drag, Mitt Headroom, is blowing it out of his... It's obviously poetic justice. You carried this cartoon character on your scrawny back to nomination. and now you're finding he doesn't have "enough sly Devil in him." That's the problem with trying to con people out of their lives, georgie. Ultimately it's a "hard-sell." As my dad used to put it, "looks like a project to me, son." This southern strategy, doesn't work anymore, georgie.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

I'm having a bad feeling about this one...

This is too, easy! The Republicans are drooling on themselves, licking that drool up and then repeating the process. It's a very nasty process, being a lead Republican. Swimming in nasty, is what they do. A nastiness at a time. All the time. It's too obvious. Repugs are poor actors. (Reagan sucked). I see massive bad news coming for "GWB and The Peckerwoods." GWB has realized no matter what he does in order to kill us, his victims are going to be messy about the finish. If he nukes the planet,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Hey, Barack and Hillary! Karl and GWB are stealing it, now! Watch them!

It still looks like GWB "offs" Romney and Jeb drunkenly stumbles into 'the room.' He becomes the Manchurian Candidate. Georgie bush and Karly rove steal the election from inside Rove's cheat-mobile. The Democratic solution to that problem is to hire the best and most loyal computer security guys and gals, you can. What is the "technical instrument" that guarantees accurate transfer of vote totals, from precinct level to network toteboard level? What prevents massive cheating during that... Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod TV's Rerun Pick - Carroll O'Connor - "In the Heat of the NIght"

A spiritually evolved Archie Bunker, as the Sparta, Mississippi police chief. Our ex-"All in the Family," red-neck clown, magically turns into "Hamlet." It's a "southern tragedy" with a truly lovable police department. Big "Bubba" handles the big psychos, with his big right fist. Parker 'doofusses his way' to victory. The black deputy, played by Geoffrey Thorne, believes he will be mayor of Sparta, some day. Everyone in the cast is perfect. It's like an hour of solving big crimes with your very... Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod Radio Cute Pick? - America - "You Can Do Magic" (Emma Watson)

This puts the excellent with the excellent. "America's," "You can do Magic" with photos you probably haven't seen of the smoothest witch alive, Emma Watson. This presentation is designed to help you attain your daily requirement of adorableness. Google/youtube this delight at "You Can Do Magic"- America, Emma Watson. Sign in to see full entry.

Seahawks are "Home Warriors" with Boeing Engine C.D.s for Crowd Noise!

I see that Seahawk fans are dreaming they can overtake the 49ers. What happens when Seattle is forced to go on the road? They can't bring their illegal Boeing jet engine tapes with them. You know, that high-pitched, mechanical whine behind the Seattle crowd noise. At Seattle, the "crowd noise," jams their opponents hearing. It jams their communications. The Seahawks are suddenly a good team. Once they go on the road, their addiction to plastic grass, shows-up. And all of a sudden, it's Seattle... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Wake Up! Barack and Hillary!The terrorist is GWB! This takes $ and hate=GWB

This is just like the crap the Cubans pulled off for GWB in 2000, Florida. I'd be looking for Cubans in the middle of this one. This looks like the little Crawford Creep in a three-year old's snit. He get's mad and has his Cuban led terrorists, burn bon-fires, everywhere. If you do not see the little Koch brother financed sonofabitch, murdering the world, one GWB/Koch brother check at a time, how are we supposed to protect our children? Sign in to see full entry.

NY Giants, once again, have excellent cooperation from an opponent's player

Did you see the long, ludicrously easy Cruz touchdown. What in the world was the Tampa Bay defender dreaming about as Cruz, cruised past him? It looked like he was doing the same 'intentional spaz' thing, the 49er punt returner did in the NFC championship game, last year. A trusted player, at the key moment, turns into a three-year old girl in shoulder pads. Someone you trusted, in the vicinity of money, turns into a traitor. It seems to be happening a lot. Much to the benefit of the New York... Sign in to see full entry.

The entire Detroit-SF handshake incident was Motown created bullshit!

Did you see how far Jimmy Harbaugh had to run to shake Schwartz's hand, last year. The tradition is to meet at mid-field. Instead Schwartz was "hiding" on his own sideline. He was apparently trying to start a riot. If anyone was responsible for that situation, it was little "coach Schwartzie." Harbaugh had a decision to make. Does he use common sense and see the trap, little Schwartzie is setting for him? He sees the trap. With angry Detroit fans taking over the field, little Schwartzie tries to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Best NCAA Name (ZACK ERTZ) Keys Stanford upset over USC!

Zack Ertz reminds me of Buster Posey. They not only play their game with infinite hustle. They also have the best names in town. Ertz caught the key TD pass. Stephan Taylor made a run that might make the great Chicago Bear, Gale Sayers, jealous. It's time to state a fact. Stepfan Taylor is the greatest Stanford "tailback," ever. It's not just the stats, either. Taylor isn't just a running back. He's an artist! His 23-yard run was as pretty as anything Barishnikoff ever performed. His 59-yard TD... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Stanford Fans! The refs are wearing "USC Cardinal & Gold"

Watch as the NCAA refs try to steal it from Stanford. It's half-time! It's SC 14 Stanford 7. So far in this game it appears the refs are trying to set a record. Can those refs kiss SC's ass hard enough to give themselves, crossed-eyes? The money has hit the ref's table! But Stanford has done an excellent job of keeping the USC defense on that warm Palo Alto field. And they have hung permanent bruises on Barkley. That's what Stanford does. They wear the other team, out. Both of the SC tailbacks... Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy, Lake Tahoe! If Everyone melts ice in their sinks, snow will come!

If everyone, continuously melts ice in their sinks, that beautiful Tahoe snow will come more quickly. It's just common sense! Make and melt ice and the lifeblood of the Sierra economy, snow, will have the ski resorts, up and partying. Pass the word to the snow boarding world. Ice your sinks and you'll be skiing in early November. If you want something that's cold and wet, donate something that is cold and wet. As in melting ice. Make a habit out of dropping a tray or two of ice in the sink.... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Stanford! Congratulation on having a "ducat." Give SC ears, HELL!

This is the biggest game in Stanford history. And it's AT Stanford. So all you crazy geniuses get to decide the biggest game ever. The SC quarterback is a great one, but the Cardinal has a loud and growling bunch of fans. They've also got the best and deepest set of linebackers in NCAA history. They are also an excellent running team! When SC hears Stanford fans' "raspberries," they will smell Stanford gas. And if they can smell it, they can taste it. In the end if they can taste it, they just... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Mick Belker's Perp's Solution for a hot day or night!

It was another fast moving episode of "Hill Street Blues." Belker is booking a recently arrested suspect. His mom calls, as usual. She's crying to her son about how unbearably hot it is. Belker doesn't know what to tell her. The suspect overhears Belker's, mother's misery. He tells Belker that what he does when he's frying, is to fill up the bathtub with cold water. Then he gets in and stays there. Belker looks a little embarrassed as the so called bad guy, "saves" his mom with an idea. He... Sign in to see full entry.

Open letter to Chief Justice Roberts! Please Help us! Jimmyrod's Best Shot

I'm one of the Democrats who love you for saving our babies with medical care. As long as you work with the Dems, you become the political king of the world. After having the Republican tea partiers threaten your life, if I were you, I'd be willing to work with the Democrats. At least they love you for saving the babys' insurance. You have got a clear political path to be the best good guy in history. The Repugs want you dead. Isn't that what they're telling you. If you work with the dems to... Sign in to see full entry.

GWB and his Peckerwoods pay rioters to act like terrorist Republicans

Do you remember the Republican primaries. The "clown show" with different leaders every other day. This "rebellion" is actually just another georgie bush "clown show." The GOP can't debate because they've already lost the logic war. So they give us another "clown show" in the streets. It's why georgie bush created the 9-11 disaster. He was sucking eggs as president, so he just didn't put up fighter jets on 9-11. Just like that he becomes a "wartime president." His dream come true! He has an... Sign in to see full entry.

GWB attacks the world with what he embezzled while he was "president"

I can't believe Americans can't see little georgie bush behind these attacks. He's causing destruction, one phony terrorist attack at a time. These "rebels" are getting paid by GWB to be relatively well dressed, ass-holes. GWB pays them and dresses them so he can push their button and have them create a Republican riot, any time and anywhere he likes. Bush embezzled billions of dollars by over-charging us by ten-times, the actual cost of his Republican created wars. Now he's using those billions... Sign in to see full entry.

Bush/Bp continues to try to shove a hurricane up New Orleans'...

You can see it all at Animated Atlantic infrared image. The Red and orange on this doppler image is GWB and his redneck peckerwoods trying to kill the black people in New Orleans. Little tiny georgie bush knows black people vote Democrat. He figures if he drowns them like rats in their own attics, they probably won't be able to vote for Obama against his bend over boy, "Mitt Headroom." Little georgie bush believes he can kill America, one GOP-led terrorist attack at a time. Did you see how his... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Hillary and Prez Obama. Do you really not see GWB killing you and me? Now?

The Giffords slaughter killed Democrats, only. It turned out great for Arizona's governor Saggy Face! Shot the Demo superstar and then wiped out the rest of the Democratic talent in town. Then Colorado is "Bush-wacked." Wisconsin is "hit, too." Who has got the guts to say, "king bush has got no clothes." (He's badly hung, too). And these mass murders are happening A LOT faster than they have ever come before. Little georgie bush is slaughtering our children in their theatre seats. And we still... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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