Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Monday, October 1, 2012

Howdy Rex Ryan! Didn't you say you "wished you were playing the 49ers?"

It was a couple of years ago! Niner management accused you of fudging NFL rules. Mr. Rex Ryan said he wished his Jets were playing the 49ers that week. He'd Show Them! Well, Mr. Ryan! You finally got "your 49er dream, match-up." You lose, 34-zip! I guess you'll be a little more careful about what you wish for in the future, huh, Rex? Sign in to see full entry.

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South America melt ice in your sinks, GWB is firing Weather Control at You!

Did you really think the Devil Himself would just go away. Not little, dinky georgie bush. You know! The guy who started wars to murder babies and make billions for his Very Own Swiss Bank. That miniscule punk, kills for fun and for profit. But mostly for fun. Was Governor Saggy Face involved in the Gifford's Slaughter? Which Tea Party-Repug ordered the Giffords slaughter in Arizona? If Governor Saggy Face ordered it herself, that mass murder couldn't have helped her more. Where are you hiding... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 30, 2012

WKRP is on "Antenna TV." WKRP in Cincinnati! On Sunday Nights!

Laughter with cheesecake. I had a crush on Bailey Quarters. Sign in to see full entry.

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Hey, Prez Obama! GWB/Bp Fire HAARP Ray Guns at Brownsville, Texas

You can catch georgie bush and his fellow tiny peckerwoods do it on your computer at "Animated Atlantic infrared image." The red and orange shows where the punk Repug-tea party is firing their planet murdering guns and the Democratic leadership is pretending it's not happening. If I'm a Democrat, I demand Prez Obama get on top of this right now. These HAARP "weather guns" will fire rain storms all day long on election day. They will do it exactly where they want to do it. Democratic cities will... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 29, 2012

Hey, Prez Obama It's still GWB/Rove Messing with you! Don't You Remember?

Georgie is using his portable riots to freak you out. He's using his infinite embezzlement spoils to stick riots, everywhere. GWB moves his (Cuban) rioters from country to country. He feeds them. He clothes them. And he pays them like the "professional terrorist/cheats," they are. When you catch these creeps in the act of invading your neighborhoods on election day, call the police and the Democrats. Get I.D.s and run criminal checks. Make arrests when appropriate. Take 'the Repug thugs' out of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Cuban Republicans Prepare to Steal Florida Elections! Just Like in 2000!

Cuban, Repug terrorists, stole the 2000 elections by rioting in Miami streets in 2000. They put their terrorist boss, George W. Bush, in the White House with their "don't count the votes, punk-riots." I f I were living in an African-American neighborhood, I would be standing in my front-yard on election day. I'd be occupying my own world. If I see anyone who doesn't belong there, I'd stare at them. I'd fart on them. I'd investigate their ear wax, really closely. I'd make them feel like they were... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 28, 2012

Hey, Prez Obama! Are You Letting the GWB FRY-the-World with HAARP?

Bush/Bp/GOP is trying to fry our brains with HAARP. If you're interested in nailing the guys who are burning your brain at this very moment, take a good look at " Atlantic Animated infrared image." The red and orange on this doppler is Bush/BP firing their massive HAARP array against America. It eventually, literally, fries you and your children's brains. Bush is using HAARP to kill, everything. He told his mom when he was a kid, that he would kill or enslave the world. Now he is firing... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 27, 2012

Hey Card QB Nunes! That was bullshit! Did you forget how to run?

Those were the two worst looking passes that I've ever seen. You know the one's I'm talking about. It looked like your arm had a flat tire. If I'm Coach Shaw, I call on the Sheriiff of Nottingham. The back-up QB! Without some running ability, you're a real waste of time! You're short and not a tough runner. Your arm looks like a "flat tire." If you could run, you'd take some pressure off the backs. Alas, Mr. Nunes appears to be afraid to "pull the ball down" and GO! Hey, Coach Shaw! It appears... Sign in to see full entry.

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Georgie Bush is a Total Moron! Now He Moves to Steal the Election for GOP!

We're watching you right now, georgie. That was a horrible nightmare you just had, huh, little fellah. It was just one of the people you murdered in Iraq, coming to visit you. Once you squeeze that final HAARP/Bp trigger, georgie, and create millions of dead, imagine what your nightmares will be like! Millions of ghouls farting everywhere you are. I know you used to enjoy that smell as a child. Didn't you georgie? But now that you've become a raging alcoholic, the fart smell effects you badly.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Georgie Bush is a Total Moron! Now He Moves to Steal the Election for GOP!

We're watching you right now, georgie. That was a horrible nightmare you just had, huh, little fellah. It was just one of the people you murdered in Iraq, coming to visit you. Once you squeeze that final HAARP/Bp trigger, georgie, and create millions of dead, imagine what your nightmares will be like! Millions of ghouls farting everywhere. I know you used to enjoy that smell as a child. Didn't you georgie? But now that you've become a raging alcoholic, the fart smell effects you badly. Doesn't... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Iran Leader 'Breaks into Tears' as Prez Obama Zeros in on his "Punk Nukes"

I'm not going to bother to spell this clown's name. He's the GOP financed thug boss of Iran. I wonder if all these midget leaders are all just imitating george w. bush. Someone 5'6" (or less) claiming to be six-feet tall. Little georgie bribes the almanacs, to lie about his height. He's not six feet tall! He's what my mom would have called a "pipsqueak." That's what they called him at Yale. "Pipsqueak!" Obama is watching Iran's nuclear project like a hawk. These creeps are already having project... Sign in to see full entry.

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We Are On You GWB! We Are Watching You Cheat, Right Now!

Are you smelling Hillary's perfume? How about Prez Obama's cologne, "georgie? Did you know Democrats have control over some aerial observation devices. Try not to break any laws where a camera can read your lips. As your hero, Elmer Fudd would put it, "be very, very quiet, georgie.' Maybe they won't catch you and the infinitely-chinned, Karl Rove, "diddling each other behind the barn," again, huh, "dinky georgie." Sign in to see full entry.

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Howdy dinky gwb! Humanity is getting angry! Stop doing the NFL ref "thing"

First you buy a 49er punt returner in the NFC championship game, huh, georgie? He didn't just stupidly fumble twice, did he george. He even played hackeysack with the football. Then you beat the Washington Redskins by buying a d-back for your traditional Bp payment of a million dollars. In a crucial play, that man disappeared. Cruz, cruised past him and he " was standing still." Intentionally, standing still! Bought and paid for, "standing still." Now, you bribe the replacement refs in Seattle!... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

GWB's NFL Refs Steal Another One! Bush leaves photo evidence, behind!

Georgie bush kills everything he touches. Including the National Football League. Screw your lame-ass cheating. lil tiny georgie. You can kill humanity, itself! But you will never murder, "the National Football League." Do you remember, "the catch" by Joe Montana & Dwight Clark? That "had to hurt," huh, little fellah? Stop fixing football games, gwb. And why is a "southerner kissing so much, big apple (NYG), ass? How do you explain that one, little dinky, georgie? Now you grab your HAARP gun and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Open Letter To GWB! - Jimmy Rod's Best...

Hey, little, dinky, GWB, So you've decided to go ahead and kill the planet, right now. Do you remember when all those Europeans mooned you? They said they didn't hate you, they just "feared you." They described you as an idiot brat in a snit. They were right, little, dinky georgie. What happens when we're all dead, little, dinky georgie? Who's going to get your hot chocolate for you, lil' georgie. Understand me, George! If you murder this planet you will be forced to confront those you killed.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 24, 2012

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Sunday, September 23, 2012

Keep Ice Melting in Your Sinks! GWB keeps firing HAARP Storms at America!

The ice in the gulf and east coast sinks is working. Bush/Bp continue to fire their HAARP cannons against Cuba and the U.S. I'm disappointed in Cuba for not having the smarts and the balls to protest this GWB/Bp assault on their island country. You can see GWB/BP carry out these assaults at "Animated Atlantic infrared image." The red and orange on the doppler is GWB/HAARP cannon fire against humanity. Are you going to be happy about your Republican vote when you discover the GOP just killed your... Sign in to see full entry.

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Vikings over 49ers, 14-3, right now! Tune in and back the Niners on fox tv

The Vikes are having success with their traditional, "chicken-shit" offense. They can't run or pass, but they can guess what the 49ers are about to do. But sooner or later the historically stinko team, guesses wrong! That's when the Vikes lose. My dad used to point out that the teams that beat the 49ers, weren't worth much for four weeks or so. You can luckily beat San Francisco if you do everything right. But you have to stand up for thirty minutes or so against the toughest and nastiest... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 22, 2012

Jimmy Rod's Best Mick Jagger Song? "Wild Horses!" The Rolling Stones!

"Wild Horses," gets it right! It's the most soulfull thing anyone has ever heard. It reminds me of Ron Hubbard's definition of art, "technical expertise, in and of itself, adequate to make an emotional impact." The Stones OWN technical expertise. They add to that mastery their very own, "end of the world, howl." Jagger never howls more deeply than in, "Wild Horses." Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 21, 2012

Bush/Bp Fires HAARP Ion Cannons at Havana, Cuba! Stop Them, Now!

Being covertly fired upon should inspire you to bitch about it to your congress people. That's all we need, for now, to fight off the GOP criminally insane. "BushCheneyRoveGingrich with the Koch brothers buying the koch. " That's who is responsible for the world-wide bon fire/protest-about- nothing that's going on, right now. It's got georgie, rupert and karl, diddling themselves at this very moment. (If they have anything left to diddle). They think they can cook us "behind our backs."... Sign in to see full entry.

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