Old News (The Unbearable Lightness Of Blogging)

As I write this to you tonight, the medical establishment remains puzzlingly perplexed as to the cause of my condition. (Or so they claim.) I was told only to "drink lots of fluids and get plenty of sleep"... which isn't easy to do when you have to keep waking up every few minutes (to take a whizz).... Sign in to see full entry.

Well, the good news is I apparently wasn't poisoned after all. Bad news is... I only found this out after spending last night in the hospital. (Didn't see that one coming, did you?) I had gone to bed early (for me, anyway) because I wasn't feeling so hot. Or, more accurately, because I was (I had a... Sign in to see full entry.

Hope everyone's having a safe and prosperous Memorial Day weekend (where applicable). Thus far, mine's been pretty dull. Not much has happened, really... went to my uncle's barbecue, hung out with my cousins, saw a couple movies, yada yada yada. Oh, and I may have been poisoned last night. You see,... Sign in to see full entry.

Please note: List includes at least one movie from each major category (Animated, Comedy, Children's, Drama, Foreign, Horror, Musical, Mystery). List excludes movies made prior to 1960 (thus no Snow White, The Wizard of Oz, Sunset Boulevard or The Third Man). 13. Chinatown (1974) 12. Who Framed... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, my cruel and vindictive mother is forcing us to clean the house today (because we have family visiting this weekend). Thus, sadly, my time online is extremely limited. So limited, in fact, that I don't even have time to actually write out this post (at least, not in words ). However, there is... Sign in to see full entry.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did I say distribution list? Oh, I'm sorry... I meant my grocery list. You see, I'm going shopping tomorrow morning. (Check it out, I actually alphabetized it and everything!) * assorted sugary cereals (Honey Combs, Lucky Charms, and Count Chocula) * banana Go-Gurt * Nature... Sign in to see full entry.

Does anyone here have a page on MySpace? Because it seems to be a very popular site. (Particularly with pedophiles.) My friends are constantly bugging me to become a member. And recently, they have begun to really escalate the degree of peer pressure: THEM: "You have to join! You just have to!" ME:... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, my mother and I had a tiny disagreement this morning... which lead to a slight altercation. Actually, more like a mild mishap. Nothing to be alarmed about, really. ( I mean, certainly nothing to call the police about or anything.) I just won't be able to post until a little later, that's all.... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, for the past several months, I have been slowly and subtly sneaking a few key personal items (of mine) into my boyfriend's apartment. Surreptitiously staking my claim to his territory. At first, I might casually leave an umbrella, or maybe my coat. Eventually forgetting (to retrieve them)... Sign in to see full entry.

Over the last few days, the most common question I've been asked is, "What the hell happened to your gnome story? Where's the rest of it?" In fact, even my therapist brought it up. The answer is rather complicated, actually. You see, I've written the whole thing out, I just haven't posted it. Or,... Sign in to see full entry.