Old News (The Unbearable Lightness Of Blogging)

Soooo last night, my boyfriend (James) and I went to see The DaVinci Code. It's a small religious-themed film, which I'm sure most of you have probably never even heard of. Anyways, we are sitting in the theater, I'm eating popcorn and sipping Coke, while listening to James prattle on about how much... Sign in to see full entry.

I'm going to probably see the movie tonight, but before I do, I have one key question to ask: Now, the basic premise of The DaVinci Code is that Jesus was not, in fact, the son of God. Instead, he was, like, just some guy who knew a few cool magic tricks, and boinked Mary Magdalene. The primary... Sign in to see full entry.

You know, I often wonder how much better a writer I might be if I weren't constantly being distracted all the time. Consider the following "disturbances of my peace": ~ The very second I sit down in front of my computer, no matter where in the house the cat was (or how soundly he may have been... Sign in to see full entry.

Wow! I just saw something amazing! So amazing I simply had to share it with all of you! In fact, it's beyond amazing! It was unbelievably, incredibly amazing! Absolutely astonishing!! I never in a million years could have imagined I'd see something so unbelievably, incredibly, amazingly... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, the creepy neighborhood boy, who I shall call Derek (seeing as that's his name), is waiting outside in the bushes for me, per my instructions. Of course, he also rang the doorbell (which was not part of my plan). Thank God for my mother's sleeping pills. Now, before our daring quest (to steal... Sign in to see full entry.

I've been otherwise occupied this morning, due to some electrical problems in the house. It started several weeks ago, actually, when during dinner, I noticed something I thought seemed slightly unusual. "Not to alarm anyone," I said, "but is there supposed to be thick black smoke coming out of the... Sign in to see full entry.

Case Type: Possible Abduction Sex: Male Race: Gnomish Height: 22" (approx.) Weight: 8 lbs Eye Color: Black Hair Color: White Circumstances: Gnome was last seen on May 11, 2006. He is believed to be in the company of an extremely attractive young lady with a Russian-sounding name. The pair may have... Sign in to see full entry.

~ On Saturday, we (my mother, my brother and myself) drove out to the Grounds For Sculpture... which was closed. Nobody thought to check in advance. So, we turn around and head for the Elmwood Park Zoo (all the way in the opposite direction). Of course, no sooner do we get there, than the... Sign in to see full entry.

First of all, I want to apologize for not posting my gnome story last night (as planned). Unfortunately, I fell asleep way before my mother did. We were watching something about "Bible codes" on the History Channel. It was pretty interesting, actually. Several "biblical scholars" believe letter... Sign in to see full entry.

What a harrowing ordeal! And I had it all planned so perfectly, too! Yet, sadly, the fates were seemingly conspiring against me from the very start. Anyways, more on that later. Soooo this morning, I'm about to head out to the beach to soak up some harmful UV radiation, when my cell phone rings. "... Sign in to see full entry.