Old News (The Unbearable Lightness Of Blogging)

Well, not to frighten anyone, but it's because I will more than likely be dead. For you see, I am going to be attempting something extremely dangerous tonight! Something so dangerous, in fact, that death is only the second worst possible result! Namely, I'll be sneaking onto my deceased neighbor's... Sign in to see full entry.

Unlike every previous year of my life, I refuse to waste a second of this summer vacation. With that in mind, I have drawn up a carefully planned schedule for myself: Note: Excludes weekends and holidays. All times EST. 6:00 AM Wake up 6:30 AM Have breakfast 7:00 AM Go back to sleep 8:00 AM Wake up... Sign in to see full entry.

(Well, school days, anyway.) I spent the first official day of my Summer vacation, ironically enough, in school. My freedom temporarily delayed, because I still had some paperwork left to complete. You know, I suspect Hell isn't actually a fiery pit full of demons, pitchforks and that "rotten egg"... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, we (my boyfriend, his loser friend, and myself) are watching the De La Hoya fight on Saturday night at some guy's house. Not sure who the guy is, exactly. I mean, I know his name (Gary) and everything. I just forget who he is in relation to my boyfriend (former... Sign in to see full entry.

This is more of an announcement than a post, actually. You see, as the title suggests, I have now decided to keep a running tape recorder in my purse at all times. Why, you ask? Well, primarily for the sake of posterity. The goal is to avoid accidentally omitting any details from my journal (as I so... Sign in to see full entry.

My boyfriend took me to the Morris arboretum on Saturday. We visit there roughly once a month, despite the fact that, ironically enough, neither of us really enjoy it very much. Me with my allergies, and him being a guy. Plus the combined fragrance of flowers and fertilizer makes me slightly... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, I'm standing there in the checkout line with my friends. Four blissfully ignorant debutantes completely oblivious to the potential danger lurking somewhere in the dairy section. My mind races, my pulse pounds, my stomach churns. (I hadn't eaten all day.) Who is that weirdo?! The chubby face!... Sign in to see full entry.

Sooooo, my friends and I had to run to Whole Foods (formerly Fresh Fields) because Farm Fresh Foods (formerly Whole Valley Farms) was out of frogurt (formerly "frozen yogurt"). Well, actually, they had frogurt, just not the specific flavor we craved (chocolate banana). At any rate, we're wandering... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo this evening, my therapist became at least the fourth person in the past two days to tell me that I'm not getting enough sleep. At which point, I asked quite possibly the single dumbest question ever uttered by anyone in the entire history of dumb questions. I actually said, "Do you think that... Sign in to see full entry.

I've been struggling with this question all night (save for a brief period spent watching "ElimiDate"). Perhaps someone in here can help me. Are there any rules prohibiting the posting of gossip in a blog? Even if it's mostly true? Plus really funny? Am I morally obligated to change the names of the... Sign in to see full entry.