Aha! I found it!
Loyal readers of this blog will remember that I entitled one of yesterday's entries "Grumble, grumble, grumble; mutiny, mutiny, mutiny." I promised to give you the exact source of this quote as soon as humanly possible. It turns out that the quote comes from a Stan Freberg album called The History of the United States, Part 1. The specific cut of that album containing this quote is actually about Columbus, not the American Revolution (as I'd erroneously thought). In that cut, Freberg (playing... Sign in to see full entry.