The talking parrot, 'possum, two dogs and me.
Here’s a joke my boss sent me. I think someone forwarded it to her, so I’ve no idea of its origin, but I liked it. A burglar broke into someone’s house and began inspecting the owner’s valuables, deciding what to steal. He was working by flashlight, trying not to attract unwanted attention from neighbors. From somewhere in the darkness he heard a disembodied voice say, “Jesus is watching you!” After checking his underwear, he shined his light around and found nobody in the room but him and a... Sign in to see full entry.