Whacky's Corner

Humm! I have been thinking.... "UH OH!! That means trouble!" Well, not always. Usually though. It all started when I parked my car next to a Humvee in the Wal-Mart parking lot. Gosh those things are big!! As I parked my VW I thought. Wow! I could get three VWs in there and the owners probably wouldn't even notice! Though it is nice to park next to on a hot summer day. Lots of shade! As I hiked around the hum-vee into the Wal-Mart I wondered why anyone would need a vehicle that large to make a... Sign in to see full entry.

That doesn't sound like a long time. It's not, unless you are holding your breath. Then you would be doing good if you last more than a minute. More than 5 minutes and they say your brain cells start to die. After 15 minutes without air you are dead, or should be. Or you were cheating! Now I think you can probably do anything for 15 minutes. (except hold your breath, of course) when you think of it that way, set the timer and go, well you can focus and get something done. I really hate vacuuming... Sign in to see full entry.

Bo got a bath and a haircut today! I don't think he was in much of a mood to pose for this picture. He seems to be saying nah! Really he is just a pooped pup. Being groomed is tiring work! It's time for a nap! After we inspect the yard of course! Thanks for looking in! ZZZzzzzzzzz! Shhh...Bo is asleep. Sign in to see full entry.

Wow! For the first time ever, my check book and my bank statement came out exactly the same! I can hardly believe it!. All the checks I have written have been cashed and accounted for and all deposits have been posted! I wish I knew how I did that. Every other time I have balanced the check book there has been at least one check out on my books that the bank hasn't gotten yet. Sometimes there are quite a few. I like when this happens because the bank shows I have more money than I really do. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Funny thing about my alarm clock, I usually wake up about thirty seconds before it goes off. I lay there and watch the readout go from 7:29 to 7:30. Then the alarm goes off and the radio comes on. Sometimes I try to guess what song the radio station will be playing. That's kind of easy because they usually play one of two different songs at about the same time each morning. It's either Neil Diamonds "Solitary Man" Or Elton John's "Rocket Man." I don't know why, My guess would be that both of... Sign in to see full entry.

What is finger food anyway? Well, it's not food made out of fingers. At least I hope it's not. No, I think it's food you can eat with your hands, or fingers. Chicken is the first one I think of. Probably because of that slogan about being finger licking good. Another finger food is Pizza. Although I have seen people try to eat it with a knife and fork. The cheese and sometimes several toppings tend to slip off the fork onto their lap. So I guess my advise to anyone trying to eat pizza with a... Sign in to see full entry.

I like it!---When I first started drinking coffee, I had it black. Well, that's because mom drank it that way, and I would sneak the last sip from her cup when I cleared the dishes from the table. I have to admit a cold sip of black coffee was pretty nasty! Then a few years later I started drinking coffee for real. I liked it black. Usually I had a cup with my morning bowl of cereal. So without really realizing it I was actually having it with milk. Cause the milk was in the cereal, and it all... Sign in to see full entry.

If something is half true then is it also half false? How can that be? Can you be half dead? Well, that could mean that you are very sick and if you don't get better you will soon be dead. But you're not really half dead. Cause you have to be either dead or alive- can't be both unless you just faked your death. Ah, but if you called the insurance company you have to be alive and if you are alive you can't collect. You know what? I think this insurance stuff is a racket. The only way you can beat... Sign in to see full entry.

Bo is not ADD any more. At least for the moment. Here he is smiling for the camera! Kinda cute ain't he? Thanks for dropping by. Have a wonderful weekend! Sign in to see full entry.

Poor little Bo, my dog, left home alone---Yeah, I was out of the house almost all day yesterday. When I finally got home Bo was waiting for me by the door. That's not really unusual. He waits for me like that when I go out to get the newspaper. Usually he greets me. Jumps around, does his happy dance, then demands a treat. He did all that then he started following me around as if he was afraid I would disappear if he lost sight of me. He was stuck to my leg! He wouldn't even go outside unless I... Sign in to see full entry.