Whacky's Corner

I got this in an e-mail and just had to post it! WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only... Sign in to see full entry.

It's funny that there are certain movies that remind me of what I was eating the first time I saw them. Now a lot of the time I don't eat anything at the movies. Then if I do it's is usually popcorn. Except for one time. The guy I was with, liked those chocolate covered raisins. I think they are called "Raisinettes." So he bought me some. I'll admit I liked them, except for the raisin part. Yeah that's right. I ate the chocolate and snuck most of the raisins out and into a kleenex in my pocket... Sign in to see full entry.

I've had a HDTV since 2004, but I discovered at that time that what I was really buying was what they call HD 'ready.' I was told that in order to actually get a high definition picture I would have to pay three hundred dollars extra for the HD tuner. Since I really hadn't noticed that there were many or even any shows being broadcast in HD I saved myself three hundered and just got the TV. Later that year I noticed that "The Tonight Show" was in HD. But also read that our local station wasn't... Sign in to see full entry.

He snuck past me with all that grass on him! Thank goodness for vacuum cleaners! In case you are wondering, yes that is dirt on his nose. Apparently before he rolled in the grass he dug up a bone! Think he looks sorry? Thanks for stopping in! You think I should just vacuum him? A rose and a smile! From me and Bo =^..^= the grass covered wonder dog! Sign in to see full entry.

Martha Stewart that is. This was on her show the other day! She was all thrilled to get it. If they hadn't have said they were truffles I would have thought they were something else all together. What do they look like to you? Thanks for stopping by! Would you be any good at finding truffles? A smile A rose and another smile! From me and Bo =^..^= the wonder dog! Sign in to see full entry.

I often wonder why it is that you can remember that you forgot something, but not what it was. Sometimes you can't even remember, in general, what it was you forgot. Of course then all you have to do is start out to do something else and whatever it was you forgot pops into your head! So you go, Oh! So that's what it was. But if you don't do it or write it down immediately it will be gone again! As a matter of fact it just happened to me. Excuse me while I write it down. GOLDEN CORRAL! That's... Sign in to see full entry.

I heard a funny little squeaky sound. It was coming from outside. I think it was coming from this: I know it is a bird. Does anyone know what kind of bird? Thanks for looking! Can you help? Sign in to see full entry.

I was awakened early yesterday morning by someone cussing a blue steak. "You g***%%^ son of a @$#$%% mother %$##@*! Well you get the idea. Who ever was doing the yelling was really mad at someone. As the screaming continued I was able to tell that it was coming from across the street. I could also tell that it was my slightly excentric neighbor who was doing the yelling. I wondered who he was yelling at. He lives alone with his dog. I know sometimes he yells at the dog. But that's not who he was... Sign in to see full entry.

Lots of things are crispy. Dried leaves that you walk on in the fall. An apple or fresh stalk of celery you bite into can be crispy. Even the air you encounter as you walk through those leaves can be called crisp. Yeah, crispy is good! Well crispy oatmeal isn't the best, but crispy cornflakes are. Also crispy 'Rice Krispies' really do snap crackle and POP! I think my favorite crispy things to eat are, fries, potato chips, onion rings, bacon, toast, and waffles. There is nothing in the world... Sign in to see full entry.

I noticed the other day that there are a lot of new and different kinds of gum. Some of it I wasn't quite sure was gum till I looked at it closely. I was actually relieved to find good old "Juicy Fruit" hiding in the bottom row. Then next to it was my old favorite "Doublemint." (does anyone else remember the "doublemint twins?") Now I wasn't quite sure if "Orbits" was gum or just candy. Heck, I'm still not sure. Also is 'Freedent' a gum or stuff to stick dentures on with? Oh wait I think I... Sign in to see full entry.