Whacky's Corner

If someone really did turn green it would probably not be a good thing. No one wants to be green. (Not even Kermit. It's not easy.) It might mean you are sick if you turn green. Really, the only things that should be green are plants, frogs, and emeralds. That includes trees and grass other than that, not much is really green. If meat turns green it is time to throw it out. Same thing with cheese--Well blue cheese sometimes looks a little green, but not usually. So when I decided to " go green"... Sign in to see full entry.

Yes! That is what I would be if I did what she did. Who is she? What did she do? Where would she be banished from? Well, the kitchen, of course. I should explain. It was Martha Stewart. Yes, if she had been in my grandma's kitchen she would have been banished! You see she was making an apple pie. No she wouldn't have been banished for that. She would have been banished for repeatedly brushing her hair out of her eyes then going right back to mixing the pie filing with her hands. I can hear my... Sign in to see full entry.

You ever notice how people and cartoon characters on TV and in the comics sometimes have a lightbulb go on above their head when they have a good idea? Wish that would happen in real life. That way I could tell if my idea is a good one. There 'is' the chance that I've never had a really good idea and that's why I've never seen the light. Hummmmm... no that couldn't be it. Cause sometimes I can almost see that light or hear a little bell ring when I have a good idea. Maybe it's my brain trying to... Sign in to see full entry.

I saw where the house, well it's really a castle, that inspired Bram Stoker's "Dracula" is up for sale. They only want a 100 million for it. Pocket change...if you happen to be Bill Gates or that Buffet guy. Actually it is called "Bran Castle." I'm not really sure why. Maybe they are famous for their bran muffins. More than likely you need a few bran muffins after visiting there. Also a transfusion. I wonder if there is anyone rich enough and dumb enough to buy a remote Romanian castle? It seems... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey that sounds neat! It looks weird. I saw it for a minute on the news. Nissian has just introduced a car that has wheels that can turn 90 degrees! Now that would make parallel parking less of a nightmare! From what I could see it is a big bubble with maybe two small seats and wheels hat look like eggs. It sort of looks like the car that George Jetson drove, but this one doesn't fly. I'm not sure, but I think it is an electric car or at least a hybrid. I like that it is so small. Although I can... Sign in to see full entry.

I'm not sure I really remember the last time I ran. Oh, now I remember. It was shortly after I got Bo. Someone had opened the gate and he got out. I remember I was looking out the front window and I saw him. At first I said to myself, "That dog looks just like Bo!" Then it hit me. It was him! By the time I got out the front door he was halfway down the street. I ran towards him yelling for him to come back. He was happily sniffing the neighbors bushes and lifting his leg on them. I saw the... Sign in to see full entry.

At first thought you might believe that it would be hard to kill a cactus. I mean they are hardy plants that survive in the blazing hot desert all by themselves. You would think keeping one alive inside a pot or yard would be a piece of cake. Actually, speaking of cake I bet the cactus would do OK, even if you crumbled up a piece of cake into the soil. Then again it could go into sugar shock and become the first cactus to develop diabetes. Maybe it would start humming from the sugar buzz. Either... Sign in to see full entry.

I get a lot of catalogs. They aren't really dangerous unless I open them up and look inside. I discover way too many things that I need. If I had never opened the catalog I never would have known I needed them! For instance on page 48 they have 'dust mop slippers' Wow! Jump out of bed, put on these dust mop/slippers, and have the house dusted before breakfast. Now if they had some I could put on Bo. I could have the house dusted and never have to get out of bed. hummm...maybe I'll try to live... Sign in to see full entry.

Well, sort of, he can't quite reach it. See: Oh don't worry I gave it to him. He's cute even trying to sneak a treat. Thanks for stopping by. Did you know he is sitting by the back door. I think he wants to go out and burry the bone. Should I let him? Bo says WOOF! Some roses and smiles from me and Bo =^..^= the wonder dog! Sign in to see full entry.

HACK! ACK! ACK HACK! Yeah, it's me. I'm coughing up dust balls! ACK! It all started when I decided to change the furnace filter. The furnace wasn't working too well. I hadn't changed the filter since last year. It was time to bite the bullet and do it. For me, changing the furnace filter is a bit of an ordeal. That's because the furnace is under the house... Accessible only through a crawl space. It's dirty and dusty and just plain icky under there. But it had to be done. I put on my oldest... Sign in to see full entry.